South Park

Disintegration Rules

Season 1 E 12 • 19/02/1998

Robert Smith destroys Mecha-Streisand.

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02:01

No Substitute For You
South ParkS1 E11

In class, the boys all compete for the attention of Ms. Ellen. Chef comes in and hits on her, using his singing skills to ask her out.
12/02/1998
00:53

Contact
South ParkS1 E11

Mr. Garrison wakes up from the surgery. He is in bad shape -- his face is bleeding, his head is spinning and he keeps vomiting at the mention of the film "Contact."
12/02/1998
01:05

Presents
South ParkS1 E11

The class gives Valentine's Day gifts to Ms. Ellen. The gifts are very thoughtful.
12/02/1998
00:43

Carpet Licker
South ParkS1 E11

Mr. Garrison takes off the bandages and looks exactly like David Hasselhoff. Meanwhile, the boys try their hardest to become lesbians.
12/02/1998
02:04

Black Leather
South ParkS1 E11

Wendy's makeover is no match for Ms. Ellen's new look. Mr. Garrison resigns and Stan gets the highest test score, winning him a dinner with Ms. Ellen.
12/02/1998
00:58

Gonna Need More Smack
South ParkS1 E11

Wendy is crushed when she spies on Stan and Ms. Ellen having dinner. Mr. Garrison pursues a heroin-addicted new career.
12/02/1998
01:11

Lost Love
South ParkS1 E11

Wendy apologizes to Ms. Ellen and the class. She has given up on the fight for Stan and is torn up. Meanwhile, Mr. Garrison is on fire.
12/02/1998
01:14

Into the Sun
South ParkS1 E11

Wendy throws a party where it is revealed that she called the Iraqis on Ms. Ellen. She gets her wish, and Ms. Ellen is shot into the center of the sun.
12/02/1998
02:02

Rochambeau
South ParkS1 E12

Cartman finds a stupid triangle while the boys are excavating arrowheads and it turns out to be magic.
19/02/1998
02:49

Barbra Who?
South ParkS1 E12

Cartman's not speaking to Kyle, Leonard Maltin is looking for Barbra Streisand, and Babs wants that magic triangle.
19/02/1998
04:27

Disintegration Rules
South ParkS1 E12

The National Guards' firepower has no effect on Barbra, neither does Maltin or Poitier. But Robert Smith's Robot Punch to the nose renders her powerless.
19/02/1998
01:12

Zinthar at Hand
South ParkS1 E12

Leonard Maltin and Chef are trying to find the boys before Barbra does. Streisand is getting crazy over the triangles.
19/02/1998
01:13

It Doesn't Sound Good
South ParkS1 E12

Leonard tries to explain the history behind Babs' curious insanity. If she finds the half of the triangle the boys have she'll become the most threatening thing known to man.
19/02/1998
01:38

Meet Mrs. Jones
South ParkS1 E12

Babs shows up disguised as a nice lady to trick the boys into coming to her mountain condo so she can kill them...er...pay them for the magic triangle.
19/02/1998
01:37

Cruel and Unusual
South ParkS1 E12

Sidney Poitier gets word that some boys in South Park have the triangle. Babs chains the boys up in her basement and sings until they speak.
19/02/1998
01:21

Bar-Boo-RA! Bar-Boo-RA!
South ParkS1 E12

Mecha-Streisand begins to destroy South Park. Maltin frees the children and calls in Robert Smith to the rescue.
19/02/1998
00:46

Mecha-Ike!
South ParkS1 E12

The boys learn an important lesson: Robert Smith kicks ass. They toss the triangles but now Cartman tries to Ro-Sham Bo Stan for Smith's walkie. Oh, and Ike turns into Mecha Ike.
19/02/1998
02:49

Eric's Tea Party
South ParkS1 E13

When Cartman doesn't show up to wait for the bus for a third straight day, the boys ditch school to see out what's wrong.
26/02/1998
03:05

Manage Oh Three
South ParkS1 E13

When a confused (and offensively dressed) Cartman shows up on Chef's doorstep, Chef takes a little time to explain the facts of life to him.
26/02/1998
01:13

Who Shot Dr. Mephisto?
South ParkS1 E13

Everyone in town gathers in Dr. Mephisto's lab to hear the DNA test results. But Dr. Mephisto gets shot before he can reveal who the father is.
26/02/1998
03:01

Drunken Barn Dance
South ParkS1 E13

Cartman wants to know where he came from, and his Mom is only too happy to tell him all about it.
26/02/1998