South Park

No Substitute For You

Season 1 E 11 • 12/02/1998

Chef asks Ms. Ellen to dinner.

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Mr. Hankey Construction Set
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A live action commercial for the Mr. Hankey Construction Set. You can make your own. Fun for the whole family.
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02:59

The Devil Dive
South ParkS1 E10

Satan takes a dive, making Jesus the undisputed spiritual winner, causing the whole town to lose their money to the Dark Prince.
05/02/1998
02:21

Son of Satan
South ParkS1 E10

The new kid in South Park is the spawn of the Prince of Darkness, and he's not invited to Cartman's birthday party.
05/02/1998
00:45

New Fart Boy
South ParkS1 E10

Cartman gets back at Damien for burning down the playground by farting on him and dubbing him, Fart Boy.
05/02/1998
00:44

Boutin' at the Mountain
South ParkS1 E10

It's round one of the ultimate fight between good and evil and the crowd is going wild.
05/02/1998
01:13

Ants in the Pants
South ParkS1 E10

When Cartman opens Kyle's birthday gift and sees it's not a Red Megaman, he blows his lid and calls off the party.
05/02/1998
00:28

No More Pie
South ParkS1 E10

Just when Damien starts being accepted, he has to leave South Park. Cartman gets his just desserts.
05/02/1998
02:03

Hot For Teacher
South ParkS1 E11

The class gets a substitute teacher.
12/02/1998
01:47

Criminal Iraqi Fugitive
South ParkS1 E11

Wendy and Stan patch things up and Mr. Garrison can't take being so unbelievably hot anymore.
12/02/1998
01:58

Stan Vomits For Someone Else
South ParkS1 E11

The boys talk to Chef about how in love with Ms. Ellen they are. Wendy is jealous and she reminisces about the days when Stan would puke for her.
12/02/1998
02:01

No Substitute For You
South ParkS1 E11

In class, the boys all compete for the attention of Ms. Ellen. Chef comes in and hits on her, using his singing skills to ask her out.
12/02/1998
02:04

Black Leather
South ParkS1 E11

Wendy's makeover is no match for Ms. Ellen's new look. Mr. Garrison resigns and Stan gets the highest test score, winning him a dinner with Ms. Ellen.
12/02/1998
01:14

Into the Sun
South ParkS1 E11

Wendy throws a party where it is revealed that she called the Iraqis on Ms. Ellen. She gets her wish, and Ms. Ellen is shot into the center of the sun.
12/02/1998
02:02

Rochambeau
South ParkS1 E12

The boys are on a school field trip digging up ancient arrowheads when Cartman finds a strange, magic triangle that must be thousands of years old.
19/02/1998
01:01

Trash to Treasure
South ParkS1 E12

After Cartman throws the triangle away, Kyle decides to keep it for himself. The boys find out the triangle must be thousands of years old.
19/02/1998
01:12

Zinthar at Hand
South ParkS1 E12

Leonard Maltin and Chef are trying to find the boys before Barbra does. Streisand is getting crazy over the triangles.
19/02/1998
01:37

Cruel and Unusual
South ParkS1 E12

Sidney Poitier gets word that some boys in South Park have the triangle. Babs chains the boys up in her basement and sings until they speak.
19/02/1998
01:21

Bar-Boo-RA! Bar-Boo-RA!
South ParkS1 E12

Mecha-Streisand begins to destroy South Park. Maltin frees the children and calls in Robert Smith to the rescue.
19/02/1998
00:46

Mecha-Ike!
South ParkS1 E12

The boys learn an important lesson: Robert Smith kicks ass. They toss the triangles but now Cartman tries to Ro-Sham Bo Stan for Smith's walkie. Oh, and Ike turns into Mecha Ike.
19/02/1998
02:49

Eric's Tea Party
South ParkS1 E13

When Cartman doesn't show up to wait for the bus for a third straight day, the boys ditch school to see out what's wrong.
26/02/1998
01:13

Who Shot Dr. Mephisto?
South ParkS1 E13

Everyone in town gathers in Dr. Mephisto's lab to hear the DNA test results. But Dr. Mephisto gets shot before he can reveal who the father is.
26/02/1998