South Park

Drunken Barn Dance

Season 1 • 26/02/1998

Cartman's mom tells him the story of how she met his father.

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Disintegration Rules
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The National Guards' firepower has no effect on Barbra, neither does Maltin or Poitier. But Robert Smith's Robot Punch to the nose renders her powerless.
19/02/1998
01:12

Zinthar at Hand
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Leonard Maltin and Chef are trying to find the boys before Barbra does. Streisand is getting crazy over the triangles.
19/02/1998
01:13

It Doesn't Sound Good
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Leonard tries to explain the history behind Babs' curious insanity. If she finds the half of the triangle the boys have she'll become the most threatening thing known to man.
19/02/1998
01:38

Meet Mrs. Jones
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Babs shows up disguised as a nice lady to trick the boys into coming to her mountain condo so she can kill them...er...pay them for the magic triangle.
19/02/1998
01:37

Cruel and Unusual
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Sidney Poitier gets word that some boys in South Park have the triangle. Babs chains the boys up in her basement and sings until they speak.
19/02/1998
01:21

Bar-Boo-RA! Bar-Boo-RA!
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Mecha-Streisand begins to destroy South Park. Maltin frees the children and calls in Robert Smith to the rescue.
19/02/1998
00:46

Mecha-Ike!
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The boys learn an important lesson: Robert Smith kicks ass. They toss the triangles but now Cartman tries to Ro-Sham Bo Stan for Smith's walkie. Oh, and Ike turns into Mecha Ike.
19/02/1998
02:49

Eric's Tea Party
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When Cartman doesn't show up to wait for the bus for a third straight day, the boys ditch school to see out what's wrong.
26/02/1998
03:05

Manage Oh Three
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When a confused (and offensively dressed) Cartman shows up on Chef's doorstep, Chef takes a little time to explain the facts of life to him.
26/02/1998
01:13

Who Shot Dr. Mephisto?
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Everyone in town gathers in Dr. Mephisto's lab to hear the DNA test results. But Dr. Mephisto gets shot before he can reveal who the father is.
26/02/1998
03:01

Drunken Barn Dance
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Cartman wants to know where he came from, and his Mom is only too happy to tell him all about it.
26/02/1998
01:59

America's Stupidest Home Videos
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Grandpa Marsh forces the boys to watch "America's Stupidest Home Videos." It gives them an idea what to do with their tape.
26/02/1998
02:02

Bear With Wide Canyon
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Cartman visits a Native American reservation outside of town to track down the man he thinks is his father. He is not his father.
26/02/1998
01:09

Like I'm Some Hippie Indian
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With their video of Cartman's tea party set to be on "America's Stupidest Home Videos," the boys are already spending their $10,000 prize.
26/02/1998
00:54

A Disturbed Little Boy
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The boys watch America's Stupidest Home Videos to watch Cartman. Cartman's video makes the finals.
26/02/1998
01:46

Who Here Has Never Had Sex with Mrs. Cartman?
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Cartman goes to a bar to confront Mr. Garrison, only to learn that everyone else in the bar has also had sex with his mom. Including Jesus. Ouch.
26/02/1998
01:02

Sorry Your Mom's a Whore
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With Cartman bumming out and in need of $3,000 for a DNA test, Stan and Kyle promise to give him the money.
26/02/1998
01:51

Little Boy Being Hit By A Train
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Seeing a video of his tea party on TV makes Cartman a little red in the face. Bob Saget suggests therapy.
26/02/1998
03:52

Oh, Canada
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Terrance and Phillip use their own chemical warfare against Saddam
01/04/1998
02:48

April Fools
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Terrance and Phillip star in the film "Not Without My Anus." In the first scene, Terrance is on trial for murder. He and his lawyer, Phillip, farts a lot.
02/04/1998
02:07

Danger Or No
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Terrance says goodbye to Celine Dion (Sally's mother). He and Phillip go to the airport where they get a ticket to Iran.
02/04/1998