South Park

Gonna Need More Smack

Season 1 • 12/02/1998

Wendy is devastated over Stan's dinner with Ms. Ellen.

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01:49

Not Acting Like A Freak
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After Wendy freaks out on Stan, the boys talk to Chef about his date with Ms. Ellen. He tells them that she is a lesbian.
12/02/1998
01:47

Criminal Iraqi Fugitive
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Wendy and Stan patch things up and Mr. Garrison can't take being so unbelievably hot anymore.
12/02/1998
01:01

Hasselhoff
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Mr. Garrison is getting a nose job from a surgeon named Tom.
12/02/1998
00:44

Don't F#$* With Me
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After class, Wendy approaches Ms. Ellen about Stan. She threatens the teacher to stay away from her man.
12/02/1998
01:58

Stan Vomits For Someone Else
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The boys talk to Chef about how in love with Ms. Ellen they are. Wendy is jealous and she reminisces about the days when Stan would puke for her.
12/02/1998
02:01

No Substitute For You
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In class, the boys all compete for the attention of Ms. Ellen. Chef comes in and hits on her, using his singing skills to ask her out.
12/02/1998
00:53

Contact
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Mr. Garrison wakes up from the surgery. He is in bad shape -- his face is bleeding, his head is spinning and he keeps vomiting at the mention of the film "Contact."
12/02/1998
01:05

Presents
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The class gives Valentine's Day gifts to Ms. Ellen. The gifts are very thoughtful.
12/02/1998
00:43

Carpet Licker
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Mr. Garrison takes off the bandages and looks exactly like David Hasselhoff. Meanwhile, the boys try their hardest to become lesbians.
12/02/1998
02:04

Black Leather
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Wendy's makeover is no match for Ms. Ellen's new look. Mr. Garrison resigns and Stan gets the highest test score, winning him a dinner with Ms. Ellen.
12/02/1998
00:58

Gonna Need More Smack
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Wendy is crushed when she spies on Stan and Ms. Ellen having dinner. Mr. Garrison pursues a heroin-addicted new career.
12/02/1998
01:11

Lost Love
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Wendy apologizes to Ms. Ellen and the class. She has given up on the fight for Stan and is torn up. Meanwhile, Mr. Garrison is on fire.
12/02/1998
01:14

Into the Sun
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Wendy throws a party where it is revealed that she called the Iraqis on Ms. Ellen. She gets her wish, and Ms. Ellen is shot into the center of the sun.
12/02/1998
02:02

Rochambeau
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The boys are on a school field trip digging up ancient arrowheads when Cartman finds a strange, magic triangle that must be thousands of years old.
19/02/1998
02:49

Barbra Who?
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Cartman's not speaking to Kyle, Leonard Maltin is looking for Barbra Streisand, and Babs wants that magic triangle.
19/02/1998
04:27

Disintegration Rules
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The National Guards' firepower has no effect on Barbra, neither does Maltin or Poitier. But Robert Smith's Robot Punch to the nose renders her powerless.
19/02/1998
01:12

Zinthar at Hand
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Leonard Maltin and Chef are trying to find the boys before Barbra does. Streisand is getting crazy over the triangles.
19/02/1998
01:13

It Doesn't Sound Good
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Leonard tries to explain the history behind Babs' curious insanity. If she finds the half of the triangle the boys have she'll become the most threatening thing known to man.
19/02/1998
01:38

Meet Mrs. Jones
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Babs shows up disguised as a nice lady to trick the boys into coming to her mountain condo so she can kill them...er...pay them for the magic triangle.
19/02/1998
01:37

Cruel and Unusual
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Sidney Poitier gets word that some boys in South Park have the triangle. Babs chains the boys up in her basement and sings until they speak.
19/02/1998
01:21

Bar-Boo-RA! Bar-Boo-RA!
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Mecha-Streisand begins to destroy South Park. Maltin frees the children and calls in Robert Smith to the rescue.
19/02/1998