South Park

Fat Abbot's Advice

Season 2 E 12 • 24/09/1998

Stan comes up with a way to get rid of Roy.

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00:52

Open Your Mind
South ParkS2 E11

Mr. Mackey uses the mind-meld, an ancient technique passed down from school counselor to school counselor in order to make sense of Van Gelder's warnings.
02/09/1998
00:53

Behind the Scenes
South ParkS2 E11

Officer Barbrady accompanies Stan and Kyle to the plane-arium and shows them firsthand exactly how easy it is to be a criminal in South Park.
02/09/1998
00:41

Cheesy Poofs Commercial
South ParkS2 E11

Cartman learns the hard way just how unglamorous the industry can be.
02/09/1998
01:37

The Plane-arium
South ParkS2 E11

Cartman can't showcase his talent to the people at the Cheesy Poofs van because he has to go inside and look at a bunch of stupid stars.
03/09/1998
01:58

Haiku
South ParkS2 E11

Cartman brags to the class about his Cheesy Poof Talent Show success.
03/09/1998
01:01

Constellations
South ParkS2 E11

The boys settle in for a boring plane-arium show and learn about constellations.
03/09/1998
01:54

The "C" Word
South ParkS2 E12

Stan's dad tells Stan and Kyle how to build a clubhouse. Then he calls his wife the "C" word.
23/09/1998
02:00

Matchmaking
South ParkS2 E12

The boys are in the schoolyard playing a game of Americans vs. Bosnians. Wendy comes over with Bebe and proposes to Stan that they set her up with Kyle.
23/09/1998
01:52

Competing Clubhouse
South ParkS2 E12

Cartman and Kenny decide to build a rival clubhouse. Meanwhile, Stan's mom is still mad about the fight with her husband and takes it out on Stan.
24/09/1998
01:22

Quality Time
South ParkS2 E12

Just as Kyle and Stan finish the clubhouse, Stan's dad shows up for his visitation. Randy is more into chasing girls, living life, and sporting an earring than paying attention to his son.
24/09/1998
01:27

Fat Abbot's Advice
South ParkS2 E12

After watching a relevant "Fat Abbot," Stan realizes he has to snatch Roy's ass in a bear trap.
24/09/1998
00:20

Dare Hurts
South ParkS2 E12

Stan, Bebe, Wendy and Clyde play Truth or Dare. Bebe dares Stan to jam a stick in his pee hole.
24/09/1998
01:25

The Line Ride
South ParkS2 E13

Cartman wastes more money on the Line Ride. Kyle is unhappy.
30/09/1998
01:19

Snowball
South ParkS2 E13

Kyle finds a tired old bull for Cartman to practice bull riding on. Then he hits the bull in the balls with a snowball.
30/09/1998
01:09

Ming-Lee
South ParkS2 E13

Massive head trauma has taken its toll on Cartman, while game show winners Tom and Mary are arrested for the missing "sacred cow."
30/09/1998
01:21

Bull-Riding Record
South ParkS2 E13

Cartman'can ride a bull due to to his experience as a prostitute, and he sets a new world record.
30/09/1998
01:46

South Park Calls "Shenanigans"
South ParkS2 E13

The boys get their dolls at last, only to learn they've been ripped off again. South Park calls "shenanigans."
30/09/1998
02:15

Shenanigans
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When the balls continue to be too big for Jennifer Love Hewitt's mouth, Kyle declares shenanigans on the carnival game operator.
01/10/1998
02:52

The Chewbacca Defense
South ParkS2 E14

The trial begins and Cochrane uses the Chewbacca Defense, a technique so advanced nobody understands it. Chef s found guilty.
08/10/1998
02:26

Elton John
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Johnny Cochrane agrees to represent Chef for $2 million. The boys visit Sir Elton John, who remembers Chef and donates a little money.
08/10/1998
04:39

Chef Aid
South ParkS2 E14

The bands at Chef Aid get things going, while Mr. Hat busts Mr. Garrison and Chef out of jail. Johnny Cochrane decides to take Chef's case, pro bono.
08/10/1998