South Park

Ming-Lee

Season 2 • 30/09/1998

Tom and Mary are arrested for cow statue theft.

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01:58

Haiku
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Cartman brags to the class about his Cheesy Poof Talent Show success.
03/09/1998
01:01

Constellations
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The boys settle in for a boring plane-arium show and learn about constellations.
03/09/1998
02:00

Matchmaking
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The boys are in the schoolyard playing a game of Americans vs. Bosnians. Wendy comes over with Bebe and proposes to Stan that they set her up with Kyle.
23/09/1998
01:52

Competing Clubhouse
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Cartman and Kenny decide to build a rival clubhouse. Meanwhile, Stan's mom is still mad about the fight with her husband and takes it out on Stan.
24/09/1998
01:22

Quality Time
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Just as Kyle and Stan finish the clubhouse, Stan's dad shows up for his visitation. Randy is more into chasing girls, living life, and sporting an earring than paying attention to his son.
24/09/1998
01:27

Fat Abbot's Advice
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After watching a relevant "Fat Abbot," Stan realizes he has to snatch Roy's ass in a bear trap.
24/09/1998
00:20

Dare Hurts
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Stan, Bebe, Wendy and Clyde play Truth or Dare. Bebe dares Stan to jam a stick in his pee hole.
24/09/1998
01:19

Snowball
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Kyle finds a tired old bull for Cartman to practice bull riding on. Then he hits the bull in the balls with a snowball.
30/09/1998
01:21

Bull-Riding Record
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Cartman'can ride a bull due to to his experience as a prostitute, and he sets a new world record.
30/09/1998
01:46

South Park Calls "Shenanigans"
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The boys get their dolls at last, only to learn they've been ripped off again. South Park calls "shenanigans."
30/09/1998
01:09

Ming-Lee
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Massive head trauma has taken its toll on Cartman, while game show winners Tom and Mary are arrested for the missing "sacred cow."
30/09/1998
02:15

Shenanigans
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When the balls continue to be too big for Jennifer Love Hewitt's mouth, Kyle declares shenanigans on the carnival game operator.
01/10/1998
02:26

Elton John
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Johnny Cochrane agrees to represent Chef for $2 million. The boys visit Sir Elton John, who remembers Chef and donates a little money.
08/10/1998
04:39

Chef Aid
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The bands at Chef Aid get things going, while Mr. Hat busts Mr. Garrison and Chef out of jail. Johnny Cochrane decides to take Chef's case, pro bono.
08/10/1998
00:22

Mr. Twig Soup
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While enjoying the video for Alanis Morissette's "Stinky Britches," Mr. Garrison finds that Mr. Twig has been thrown into a pot of boiling water.
08/10/1998
00:22

Bagging Ms. Crabtree
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Chef continues pleasuring the women of South Park for money, including Ms. Crabtree.
08/10/1998
00:29

Mr. Hat Returns
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Mr. Garrison discovers that it was Mr. Hat who was hurting Mr. Twig.
08/10/1998
01:02

Cartman's New Identity
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The boys get together to do some pumpkin carving, but all they can find is a squash. Cartman leaves to get a knife and comes back as his new identity.
29/10/1998
00:31

Cartman vs. Cartman
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While waiting for the bus, Cartman shows up to meet the boys, but the altered Cartman is already there.
29/10/1998
00:47

You'd Be Drunk Too
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Mrs. McCormick stops by the Marsh house drunk. She wants to know what happened to Kenny, but Sharon Marsh plays dumb.
29/10/1998
00:42

Evil Cartman
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Evil Kyle and Evil Stan come looking for Evil Cartman. The real Cartman looks for his parallel self in hopes of finally getting rid of him.
29/10/1998