South Park

Cow Cult

Season 2 • 30/09/1998

Cartman is convinced he's a prostitute, so he acts like one.

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01:27

Fat Abbot's Advice
South ParkS2

After watching a relevant "Fat Abbot," Stan realizes he has to snatch Roy's ass in a bear trap.
24/09/1998
00:31

Clubhouse Party
South ParkS2

A party starts raging over at Cartman's clubhouse. Stan's dad is there and everyone's having a good time, except for Cartman.
24/09/1998
00:20

Dare Hurts
South ParkS2

Stan, Bebe, Wendy and Clyde play Truth or Dare. Bebe dares Stan to jam a stick in his pee hole.
24/09/1998
01:08

Mechanical Bull
South ParkS2

While the boys help Cartman practice for the $5,000 bull-riding contest, something's strange is happening out by the Cow Memorial.
30/09/1998
01:19

Snowball
South ParkS2

Kyle finds a tired old bull for Cartman to practice bull riding on. Then he hits the bull in the balls with a snowball.
30/09/1998
01:09

Ming-Lee
South ParkS2

Massive head trauma has taken its toll on Cartman, while game show winners Tom and Mary are arrested for the missing "sacred cow."
30/09/1998
01:07

Bad Cows
South ParkS2

When Ned busts out the whip to try and disburse the legions of cows, they respond by showing a rare taste for blood.
30/09/1998
01:21

Bull-Riding Record
South ParkS2

Cartman'can ride a bull due to to his experience as a prostitute, and he sets a new world record.
30/09/1998
01:02

Cow Suicide
South ParkS2

When Uncle Jimbo enlists the FBI to bring the cow insurrection to justice, the standoff proves fatal for the cows.
30/09/1998
01:46

South Park Calls "Shenanigans"
South ParkS2

The boys get their dolls at last, only to learn they've been ripped off again. South Park calls "shenanigans."
30/09/1998
01:22

Cow Cult
South ParkS2

Cartman tries to solicit people at the Cow Days carnival for sex. Meanwhile, South Park's cows are still acting fishy.
30/09/1998
01:53

Jennifer Love Hewitt
South ParkS2

At the opening ceremony of the 14th Annual South Park Cow Days, the boys try to win an expensive prize.
01/10/1998
02:15

Shenanigans
South ParkS2

When the balls continue to be too big for Jennifer Love Hewitt's mouth, Kyle declares shenanigans on the carnival game operator.
01/10/1998
01:16

"What The Hell Is That?"
South ParkS2

Contestants Tom and Mary on "What the Hell Is That?" win a trip to South Park, Colorado during the running of the cows.
01/10/1998
01:10

Cartman's Dream
South ParkS2

Cartman returns to his old self again, only to learn he's been had.
01/10/1998
02:26

Elton John
South ParkS2

Johnny Cochrane agrees to represent Chef for $2 million. The boys visit Sir Elton John, who remembers Chef and donates a little money.
08/10/1998
04:39

Chef Aid
South ParkS2

The bands at Chef Aid get things going, while Mr. Hat busts Mr. Garrison and Chef out of jail. Johnny Cochrane decides to take Chef's case, pro bono.
08/10/1998
00:39

Chef is Sued
South ParkS2

Chef and the boys take the original song to Capitalist Records. The executive claims to not see the connection and sues Chef.
08/10/1998
00:22

Mr. Twig Soup
South ParkS2

While enjoying the video for Alanis Morissette's "Stinky Britches," Mr. Garrison finds that Mr. Twig has been thrown into a pot of boiling water.
08/10/1998
00:22

Johnny Cochrane
South ParkS2

Chef goes to court with a confident Mr. Broflovski as his lawyer, but they both panic when Johnny Cochrane appears for Capitalist Records.
08/10/1998
00:20

Medical Jargon
South ParkS2

Mr. Garrison rushes the burnt Mr. Twig to the hospital. The doctors don't know what to make of it.
08/10/1998