South Park

Everybody Hates Stan

Season 1 E 5 • 11/09/1997

Shelley sticks up for Stan so she can give him a beating herself.

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02:27

Four-assed Monkey
South ParkS1 E5

Dr. Mephesto informs the kids that, according to a Loverboy song, pig and elephant DNA just won't splice.
11/09/1997
02:01

Ba-Chomp Ba Chewy Chomp
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Stan stops his 400-pound evil clone from destroying the city and invites him to go home and meet Shelley.
11/09/1997
01:35

Stan's Black Eye
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Cartman gives Stan advice about what he should do the next time his sister tries to beat him up. And Kyle gets a new pet elephant.
11/09/1997
01:07

Are You Looking at My Headgear?
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Shelley puts Stan's head through a TV for looking at her headgear.
11/09/1997
01:54

Get 'em to Make Sweet Love
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The only way the boys are going to create a pint-sized elephant for the science fair is to get the animals to make sweet, sweet love.
11/09/1997
01:03

Get That Elephant Drunk
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Stan wants everyone to go to his house to protect him from his sister, but they have to go get the elephant drunk.
11/09/1997
00:48

I Love You Shelley
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Stan tries to fend off his sister with family love. Bill and Fosse have created a human clone.
11/09/1997
01:46

Love Gravy
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Elton John and Chef serenade the elephant and Fluffy into the right mood for makin' love.
11/09/1997
00:48

Horrible Mistake
South ParkS1 E5

Bill, Terrance and Fosse's Human Clone Experiment has gone horribly wrong and their creature escapes the ranch to wreak havoc on South Park.
11/09/1997
01:17

Lusciously Sorry
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The giant clone microwaves Kenny but is no match for Shelley. Mephesto puts the creature out of its misery and apologizes for toying with God's creations.
11/09/1997
01:21

Everybody Hates Stan
South ParkS1 E5

Shelley surprisingly saves Stan from getting in trouble with his parents then runs him over with a lawnmower.
11/09/1997
01:06

Pot-bellied Garrisons
South ParkS1 E5

Cartman's pig finally gives birth, but the offspring doesn't look like pot-bellied elephants. They look more like Mr. Garrison.
11/09/1997
01:29

Grandpa's Birthday
South ParkS1 E6

At Grandpa Marsh's 102nd birthday party he asks Stan to kill him, but Stan refuses.
18/09/1997
02:23

Complaints Everywhere
South ParkS1 E6

The class is mad because Kyle's mom called Mr. Garrison and everyone's parents to complain about "Terrance and Phillip." Stan ponders killing his grandfather.
18/09/1997
02:09

Jesus and Pals
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Stan asks Jesus his stance on assisted suicide, but he is not helpful. Grandpa Marsh tries to trick Stan into hanging him.
18/09/1997
01:18

Toilet Humor
South ParkS1 E6

"Terrance and Phillip" is a popular show amongst the boys, but not with their moms. Grandpa keeps trying to get Stan to kill him.
18/09/1997
00:50

Chef Won't Touch It
South ParkS1 E6

The boys decide to watch "Terrance and Phillip" at Stan's house because only his grandpa is home. Stan considers killing the old man but Chef won't give him advice.
18/09/1997
00:41

P.T.A. Meeting
South ParkS1 E6

The P.T.A. meet and decide to not only boycott "Terrance and Phillip," but the whole network. Mr. Garrison seems to have caught Kenny's explosive diarrhea.
18/09/1997
01:02

Grandpa's Desperate
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The boys go back to Stan's house and Grandpa tries making Cartman mad enough to kill him. They decide Stan should ask the Lord for guidance.
18/09/1997
00:43

Media Coverage
South ParkS1 E6

The media finds out about Stan's grandpa and are lead to believe it is because of "Terrance and Phillip." Kyle's mom organizes protesters and Kenny's diarrhea spreads.
18/09/1997
00:31

Cartoon Central
South ParkS1 E6

Mrs. Broflovski leads the "Terrance and Phillip" protest while explosive diarrhea spreads though the protestors.
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