South Park

I Love You Shelley

Season 1 • 11/09/1997

Love won't protect Stan from Shelley.

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00:37

Plans Foiled
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During half-time, Richard misses the High F in "Loving You," ruining Jimbo's plans.
04/09/1997
02:15

A Gay Victory
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Stan returns to the game just in time to beat the spread. When he makes his victory speech, he says being gay os okay.
04/09/1997
00:49

Al's Work is Done
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Stan brings everyone to see Al's Gay Animal Sanctuary. Richard Stamos shows up and finally hits the high F. Enrique is blown up.
04/09/1997
02:01

Genetical Engineering
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Kyle decides the only way his mom is going to let him keep his new pet elephant is to cross-breed him with Cartman's pot-bellied pig.
11/09/1997
02:27

Four-assed Monkey
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Dr. Mephesto informs the kids that, according to a Loverboy song, pig and elephant DNA just won't splice.
11/09/1997
02:01

Ba-Chomp Ba Chewy Chomp
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Stan stops his 400-pound evil clone from destroying the city and invites him to go home and meet Shelley.
11/09/1997
01:35

Stan's Black Eye
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Cartman gives Stan advice about what he should do the next time his sister tries to beat him up. And Kyle gets a new pet elephant.
11/09/1997
01:07

Are You Looking at My Headgear?
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Shelley puts Stan's head through a TV for looking at her headgear.
11/09/1997
01:54

Get 'em to Make Sweet Love
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The only way the boys are going to create a pint-sized elephant for the science fair is to get the animals to make sweet, sweet love.
11/09/1997
01:03

Get That Elephant Drunk
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Stan wants everyone to go to his house to protect him from his sister, but they have to go get the elephant drunk.
11/09/1997
00:48

I Love You Shelley
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Stan tries to fend off his sister with family love. Bill and Fosse have created a human clone.
11/09/1997
01:46

Love Gravy
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Elton John and Chef serenade the elephant and Fluffy into the right mood for makin' love.
11/09/1997
00:48

Horrible Mistake
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Bill, Terrance and Fosse's Human Clone Experiment has gone horribly wrong and their creature escapes the ranch to wreak havoc on South Park.
11/09/1997
01:17

Lusciously Sorry
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The giant clone microwaves Kenny but is no match for Shelley. Mephesto puts the creature out of its misery and apologizes for toying with God's creations.
11/09/1997
01:21

Everybody Hates Stan
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Shelley surprisingly saves Stan from getting in trouble with his parents then runs him over with a lawnmower.
11/09/1997
01:06

Pot-bellied Garrisons
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Cartman's pig finally gives birth, but the offspring doesn't look like pot-bellied elephants. They look more like Mr. Garrison.
11/09/1997
01:29

Grandpa's Birthday
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At Grandpa Marsh's 102nd birthday party he asks Stan to kill him, but Stan refuses.
18/09/1997
02:23

Complaints Everywhere
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The class is mad because Kyle's mom called Mr. Garrison and everyone's parents to complain about "Terrance and Phillip." Stan ponders killing his grandfather.
18/09/1997
02:09

Jesus and Pals
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Stan asks Jesus his stance on assisted suicide, but he is not helpful. Grandpa Marsh tries to trick Stan into hanging him.
18/09/1997
01:18

Toilet Humor
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"Terrance and Phillip" is a popular show amongst the boys, but not with their moms. Grandpa keeps trying to get Stan to kill him.
18/09/1997
00:50

Chef Won't Touch It
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The boys decide to watch "Terrance and Phillip" at Stan's house because only his grandpa is home. Stan considers killing the old man but Chef won't give him advice.
18/09/1997