South Park

Lusciously Sorry

Season 1 • 11/09/1997

Mephesto kills the clone and apologizes for the inconvenience.

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01:07

Meet Sparky
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After setting up a dog fight between Sparky and Sylvester, the boys learn that Sparky is gay.
04/09/1997
00:49

Don't Be Gay
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Stan tries commanding Sparky to not be gay but it doesn't work and he's made fun of yet again.
04/09/1997
01:09

Finding the Sanctuary
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The game starts with Kyle playing for quarterback. Stan's search leads him to Big Gay Al's Big Gay Animal Sanctuary.
04/09/1997
00:57

A Very Bad Start
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The game begins and it's off to a bad start. Jimbo starts getting threatened when people realize that things are not going according to plan.
04/09/1997
00:49

Al's Work is Done
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Stan brings everyone to see Al's Gay Animal Sanctuary. Richard Stamos shows up and finally hits the high F. Enrique is blown up.
04/09/1997
02:01

Genetical Engineering
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Kyle decides the only way his mom is going to let him keep his new pet elephant is to cross-breed him with Cartman's pot-bellied pig.
11/09/1997
02:27

Four-assed Monkey
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Dr. Mephesto informs the kids that, according to a Loverboy song, pig and elephant DNA just won't splice.
11/09/1997
02:01

Ba-Chomp Ba Chewy Chomp
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Stan stops his 400-pound evil clone from destroying the city and invites him to go home and meet Shelley.
11/09/1997
01:07

Are You Looking at My Headgear?
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Shelley puts Stan's head through a TV for looking at her headgear.
11/09/1997
01:46

Love Gravy
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Elton John and Chef serenade the elephant and Fluffy into the right mood for makin' love.
11/09/1997
01:17

Lusciously Sorry
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The giant clone microwaves Kenny but is no match for Shelley. Mephesto puts the creature out of its misery and apologizes for toying with God's creations.
11/09/1997
01:29

Grandpa's Birthday
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At Grandpa Marsh's 102nd birthday party he asks Stan to kill him, but Stan refuses.
18/09/1997
01:18

Toilet Humor
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"Terrance and Phillip" is a popular show amongst the boys, but not with their moms. Grandpa keeps trying to get Stan to kill him.
18/09/1997
00:41

P.T.A. Meeting
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The P.T.A. meet and decide to not only boycott "Terrance and Phillip," but the whole network. Mr. Garrison seems to have caught Kenny's explosive diarrhea.
18/09/1997
01:21

Old Age Experience
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Grandpa locks Stan in a room and plays him Enya to illustrate the nightmare that is old age. Stan agrees to kill him after the experience.
18/09/1997
01:30

Hitler For Halloween
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The boys wait for the bus in their costumes on Halloween day. Kenny shows up and they think he still alive.
30/10/1997
00:29

Don't Touch Your Eyes
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The morticians see a doctor because they're bodies are reacting to zombie Kenny's bites. They are diagnosed with pinkeye.
30/10/1997
01:36

Zombie Attack
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The zombie Morticians go after South Park residents. At lunch, the boys wonder why Kenny won't eat. Then he attacks a student.
30/10/1997
01:00

Hitler Is Cool
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Principal Victoria tries to teach Cartman that Hitler is bad but Cartman finds him cool. She then tries to make him a ghost costume, but he ends up dressed as a Klansman.
30/10/1997
00:41

Cheap Bastards
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As the boys trick-or-treat, Kenny keeps attacking. The boys stumble on a Klansman's home.
30/10/1997
01:04

Kenny Lives (and Dies)
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The boys gather around Kenny's grave and reminisce. After they leave, Kenny rises from the grave, but is immediately killed.
30/10/1997