South Park

Captain Ahab

Season 2 • 04/06/1998

Chef gives the boys a pep talk on the bus ride to China.

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02:16

Drugs Are Bad
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Mr. Mackey stops by to give the class a few crucial facts about drugs. Namely, that they're bad.
28/05/1998
00:49

Mr. Mackey Gets Fired
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When Mr. Mackey's sample of marijuana is stolen during his presentation, Principal Victoria has no choice but to let him go.
28/05/1998
01:00

Mackey Takes a Drink
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Chased from the street by hecklers, Mr. Mackey ducks into a bar and has a drink.
28/05/1998
01:05

Must Save Ike
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Kyle's parents confirm what a bris is. Kyle must save his little brother.
28/05/1998
00:59

Ike's Funeral
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At Ike's pseudo-funeral, Kyle learns that he was adopted. Kyle tells his parents the truth.
28/05/1998
01:51

Conjoined Twin Myslexia
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When Kyle's mom overhears the boys making fun of Nurse Gollum's hideous deformity, she takes it upon herself to educate them about Conjoined Twin Myslexia.
04/06/1998
01:49

Dodgeball
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In the boys' P.E. class, an unfriendly game of dodgeball turns ugly when Kyle taunts Pi[.
04/06/1998
00:44

A Stillborn Fetus Growth
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Kyle meets Nurse Gollum, who has a stillborn fetus growth on her head.
04/06/1998
01:08

Conjoined Twin Myslexia Week
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South Park celebrates Conjoined Twin Myslexia Week with a very big crowd and a parade.
04/06/1998
01:35

A Lot of Black People in China
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The boys are the dodgeball national champions and learn that they must face China next.
04/06/1998
01:08

Captain Ahab
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The boys are terrified of playing the Chinese dodgeball team, but Chef is excited.
04/06/1998
01:33

Big American Eyes
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South Park finally plays China at the dodgeball world championship.
04/06/1998
01:15

Huntin' and Killin'
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Jimbo and Ned have a TV show where they hunt in order to prevent the animals from dying.
11/06/1998
00:55

Fake Video
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Jimbo and Ned play a fake video the boys made of the Mexican Staring Frog of Southern Sri Lanka on their show.
11/06/1998
01:02

Making the Second Video
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The boys make another fake video of a frog scaring Cartman, dressed like an old lady, to death.
11/06/1998
01:17

Ned's Catatonic
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Jimbo and Ned's crew get to the frog that the boys planted. When Ned looks at it he becomes catatonic.
11/06/1998
01:37

So Many Situations, All of Them So Sticky
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To pass the time, the boys turn on Mrs. Crabtree's TV, a move they immediately regret. Afterward, Cartman remembers his father with blue-and-orange-tinted glasses.
17/06/1998
02:26

Scuzzlebutt
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Still suck on the edge of the cliff and wondering what the monster could be, the boys recall Scuzzlebutt and Kathie Lee Gifford.
18/06/1998
01:52

Bus Driver's Video Guide
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When the bus crashes into a river, goes down a waterfall, and comes to rest precariously on the edge of a cliff, Ms. Crabtree watches a training video.
18/06/1998
01:04

Not Waiting to Die
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A kid in a red uniform doesn't want to die on the bus like the rest of them, so he gets off and is eaten by a monster.
18/06/1998
01:07

Big Scary Monster
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The Boys remember being chased by death. Then kenny is grabbed by the monster
18/06/1998