South Park

Jesus and Pals

Season 2 • 11/06/1998

Jesus' ratings are down.

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00:44

Cream For Your Ass
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Pip and the South Park dodgeball team wins the championship. Victory tastes particularly sweet for Chef.
04/06/1998
01:08

Conjoined Twin Myslexia Week
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South Park celebrates Conjoined Twin Myslexia Week with a very big crowd and a parade.
04/06/1998
01:35

A Lot of Black People in China
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The boys are the dodgeball national champions and learn that they must face China next.
04/06/1998
01:07

Lifetime Achievement Award
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At the first annual Conjoined Twin Awareness Week honorary awards dinner, a lifetime achievement award is given to Nurse Gollum.
04/06/1998
01:08

Captain Ahab
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The boys are terrified of playing the Chinese dodgeball team, but Chef is excited.
04/06/1998
01:33

Big American Eyes
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South Park finally plays China at the dodgeball world championship.
04/06/1998
01:36

You're All A Bunch of Freaks
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South Park wins the world championship in dodgeball and Conjoined Twin Myslexia Awareness Week comes to a close.
04/06/1998
02:30

How They Won the War
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The boys interview Jimbo for their assignment. He tells them about the time he and Ned conquered the Vietcong.
11/06/1998
01:15

Huntin' and Killin'
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Jimbo and Ned have a TV show where they hunt in order to prevent the animals from dying.
11/06/1998
01:00

Mysteries of the Unexplained
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In a segment called "Mysteries of the Unexplained," Jimbo tells the audience about the Mexican Staring Frog of Southern Sri Lanka.
11/06/1998
01:19

Jesus and Pals
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The producer of Jesus' show tells him he needs to boost the ratings, but when guest Bob Denver comes on, Jesus has nothing to talk about.
11/06/1998
00:48

Detention Plans
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While in detention, the boys realize that they've been lied to. They get mad and plot revenge on Jimbo.
11/06/1998
00:55

Fake Video
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Jimbo and Ned play a fake video the boys made of the Mexican Staring Frog of Southern Sri Lanka on their show.
11/06/1998
01:39

Losing the Ratings War
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Jesus learns that Jimbo and Ned's ratings are rising because of the staring frog footage. His show continues, but doesn't go well.
11/06/1998
01:02

Making the Second Video
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The boys make another fake video of a frog scaring Cartman, dressed like an old lady, to death.
11/06/1998
00:46

Anonymous Tip
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After an anonymous tip, Jimbo and Ned take their crew to Stark's Pond. They talk about Vietnam with the cameraman who was jealous of their log ride.
11/06/1998
01:17

Ned's Catatonic
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Jimbo and Ned's crew get to the frog that the boys planted. When Ned looks at it he becomes catatonic.
11/06/1998
00:56

Apologies
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Jimbo, Jesus and the boys all apologize to each other. Jesus fires his producer and sends her to Hell.
11/06/1998
01:37

So Many Situations, All of Them So Sticky
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To pass the time, the boys turn on Mrs. Crabtree's TV, a move they immediately regret. Afterward, Cartman remembers his father with blue-and-orange-tinted glasses.
17/06/1998
02:26

Scuzzlebutt
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Still suck on the edge of the cliff and wondering what the monster could be, the boys recall Scuzzlebutt and Kathie Lee Gifford.
18/06/1998
01:52

Bus Driver's Video Guide
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When the bus crashes into a river, goes down a waterfall, and comes to rest precariously on the edge of a cliff, Ms. Crabtree watches a training video.
18/06/1998