South Park

I'll Use My Credit Card

Season 2 • 04/06/1998

Pip wins the world championship for South Park, once the team decides it doesn't care.

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01:00

Mackey Takes a Drink
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Chased from the street by hecklers, Mr. Mackey ducks into a bar and has a drink.
28/05/1998
01:05

Must Save Ike
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Kyle's parents confirm what a bris is. Kyle must save his little brother.
28/05/1998
00:44

Ike Doll
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Kyle made an Ike doll out of bones to trick his parents. Mr. Mackey's detached head floats by to check up on the boys.
28/05/1998
01:02

When Dogs Attack
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Kyle tries to fool his parents with an Ike doll me made. After a dog attack and a gas explosion, Kyle's parents believe Ike is dead.
28/05/1998
00:59

Ike's Funeral
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At Ike's pseudo-funeral, Kyle learns that he was adopted. Kyle tells his parents the truth.
28/05/1998
01:29

Emancipation in Lincoln
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Mr. Mackey meets a hippie girl after a run in with Jimbo. Kyle's Mom and Dad drag him to Lincoln to find Ike.
28/05/1998
01:25

Off to Rehab
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While Kyle is forced to apologize to his Ike, Mr. Mackey and his new bride honeymoon in India until the A-Team takes him to rehab.
28/05/1998
00:49

Photo Album
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As the bris begins, Ike tries to win Kyle over by showing him some family photos.
28/05/1998
01:51

Conjoined Twin Myslexia
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When Kyle's mom overhears the boys making fun of Nurse Gollum's hideous deformity, she takes it upon herself to educate them about Conjoined Twin Myslexia.
04/06/1998
01:51

You Frenchy Little Frog
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While the boys struggle during the dodgeball state championship, Nurse Gollum explains why she has the fetus still.
04/06/1998
02:24

I'll Use My Credit Card
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With things looking bleak for the dodgeball team, Pip knocks out an entire dodgeball team with one throw.
04/06/1998
01:49

Dodgeball
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In the boys' P.E. class, an unfriendly game of dodgeball turns ugly when Kyle taunts Pi[.
04/06/1998
00:44

A Stillborn Fetus Growth
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Kyle meets Nurse Gollum, who has a stillborn fetus growth on her head.
04/06/1998
02:30

Dodgeball State Final
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Chef has great news for the boys' class -- they've qualified for the state championship in dodgeball!
04/06/1998
00:58

Dinner Party
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The dinner party at Kyle's house is going just fine, except for the fact that nobody is eating or conversing.
04/06/1998
00:44

Cream For Your Ass
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Pip and the South Park dodgeball team wins the championship. Victory tastes particularly sweet for Chef.
04/06/1998
01:08

Conjoined Twin Myslexia Week
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South Park celebrates Conjoined Twin Myslexia Week with a very big crowd and a parade.
04/06/1998
01:35

A Lot of Black People in China
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The boys are the dodgeball national champions and learn that they must face China next.
04/06/1998
01:07

Lifetime Achievement Award
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At the first annual Conjoined Twin Awareness Week honorary awards dinner, a lifetime achievement award is given to Nurse Gollum.
04/06/1998
01:08

Captain Ahab
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The boys are terrified of playing the Chinese dodgeball team, but Chef is excited.
04/06/1998
01:33

Big American Eyes
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South Park finally plays China at the dodgeball world championship.
04/06/1998