South Park

Who Here Has Never Had Sex with Mrs. Cartman?

Season 1 • 26/02/1998

Cartman learns that many people have slept with his Mom, so he may never know who his father is.

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01:21

Bar-Boo-RA! Bar-Boo-RA!
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Mecha-Streisand begins to destroy South Park. Maltin frees the children and calls in Robert Smith to the rescue.
19/02/1998
00:46

Mecha-Ike!
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The boys learn an important lesson: Robert Smith kicks ass. They toss the triangles but now Cartman tries to Ro-Sham Bo Stan for Smith's walkie. Oh, and Ike turns into Mecha Ike.
19/02/1998
02:49

Eric's Tea Party
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When Cartman doesn't show up to wait for the bus for a third straight day, the boys ditch school to see out what's wrong.
26/02/1998
03:05

Manage Oh Three
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When a confused (and offensively dressed) Cartman shows up on Chef's doorstep, Chef takes a little time to explain the facts of life to him.
26/02/1998
01:13

Who Shot Dr. Mephisto?
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Everyone in town gathers in Dr. Mephisto's lab to hear the DNA test results. But Dr. Mephisto gets shot before he can reveal who the father is.
26/02/1998
03:01

Drunken Barn Dance
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Cartman wants to know where he came from, and his Mom is only too happy to tell him all about it.
26/02/1998
01:59

America's Stupidest Home Videos
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Grandpa Marsh forces the boys to watch "America's Stupidest Home Videos." It gives them an idea what to do with their tape.
26/02/1998
02:02

Bear With Wide Canyon
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Cartman visits a Native American reservation outside of town to track down the man he thinks is his father. He is not his father.
26/02/1998
01:09

Like I'm Some Hippie Indian
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With their video of Cartman's tea party set to be on "America's Stupidest Home Videos," the boys are already spending their $10,000 prize.
26/02/1998
00:54

A Disturbed Little Boy
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The boys watch America's Stupidest Home Videos to watch Cartman. Cartman's video makes the finals.
26/02/1998
01:46

Who Here Has Never Had Sex with Mrs. Cartman?
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Cartman goes to a bar to confront Mr. Garrison, only to learn that everyone else in the bar has also had sex with his mom. Including Jesus. Ouch.
26/02/1998
01:02

Sorry Your Mom's a Whore
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With Cartman bumming out and in need of $3,000 for a DNA test, Stan and Kyle promise to give him the money.
26/02/1998
01:51

Little Boy Being Hit By A Train
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Seeing a video of his tea party on TV makes Cartman a little red in the face. Bob Saget suggests therapy.
26/02/1998
03:52

Oh, Canada
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Terrance and Phillip use their own chemical warfare against Saddam
01/04/1998
02:48

April Fools
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Terrance and Phillip star in the film "Not Without My Anus." In the first scene, Terrance is on trial for murder. He and his lawyer, Phillip, farts a lot.
02/04/1998
02:07

Danger Or No
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Terrance says goodbye to Celine Dion (Sally's mother). He and Phillip go to the airport where they get a ticket to Iran.
02/04/1998
01:47

Help
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Scott calls Terrance and Phillip and blames them fort Saddam's takeover. He tells them that they have to help him get out of Canada.
02/04/1998
01:20

Head Cancer
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After Terrance gets off the hook, he and Phillip are approached by Scott who vows to one day get him. Then they ride the subway home and fart.
02/04/1998
00:47

Saddam Hussein
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Saddam Hussein calls up Scott to make a deal. If Scott can get Hussein and his friends into Canada, he'll get Terrance and Phillip out of there.
02/04/1998
01:13

Sally
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A letter is delivered to Terrance saying that his daughter is being held captive in Iran. Phillip had no idea that Terrance even had a daughter.
02/04/1998
01:05

Smelly Iranian Captors
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Terrance and Phillip grab Sally with no trouble. When they get back to Canada, it seems that Saddam Hussein has taken over.
02/04/1998