South Park

Military Failure

Season 5 E 8 • 09/08/2001

With Towelie still at large, the military decides to blow up Colorado.

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00:48

Mom, Dad, You Got To See This
South ParkS5 E7

Stan manually stimulates a dog nearly to orgasm
01/08/2001
02:20

Do You Touch Yourself?
South ParkS5 E7

Mr. Mackey and Ms. Choksondik have sex.
02/08/2001
01:11

Red Rocket
South ParkS5 E7

Cartman manually stimulates a dog to orgasm.
02/08/2001
01:10

The Man Takes His Penis ?
South ParkS5 E7

Mr. Mackey can't remember how sex works because it's been too long.
02/08/2001
00:43

No Choice
South ParkS5 E7

Principal Victoria decides to start kindergarten sexual education.
02/08/2001
00:30

The Filthy Sanchez
South ParkS5 E7

The kindergartners remember the sexual positions Mr. Garrison has taught them
02/08/2001
01:10

Trash Can Gold
South ParkS5 E8

Cartman finds a tampon in the bathroom trash.
09/08/2001
00:43

Towel Call
South ParkS5 E8

The boys find Towelie by talking about water.
09/08/2001
00:27

Towelie Merchandise
South ParkS5 E8

A Towelie merchandise commercial.
09/08/2001
01:09

Riding Towelie
South ParkS5 E8

Towelie gets high to try and remember where the base is.
09/08/2001
00:38

Military Failure
South ParkS5 E8

With Towelie still at large, the military decides to blow up Colorado.
09/08/2001
01:37

Worst Character Ever
South ParkS5 E8

The boys escape and get back to South Park alive.
09/08/2001
01:40

Looks Like We're Going To Afghanistan
South ParkS5 E9

The boys accidentally get locked on the military plane to Afghanistan.
08/11/2001
01:15

Remember When Life Used To Be Simple?
South ParkS5 E9

The boys remember when life used to be simple and cool.
08/11/2001
00:54

Towelie Ban
South ParkS5 E9

The Post Office won't fly over Afghanistan, so the boys can't mail back the goat.
08/11/2001
01:16

These People Are Insane
South ParkS5 E9

The boys are held captive in Osama bin Laden's cave.
08/11/2001
00:52

Bin Laden Loves A Camel
South ParkS5 E9

Osama bin Laden makes romantic passes at a camel.
08/11/2001
01:10

I've Got Stevie Nicks
South ParkS5 E9

The U.S. military saves the goat, who they think is Stevie Nicks, and shoot Osama bin Laden.
08/11/2001
01:03

Fleetwood Mac
South ParkS5 E9

Stevie Nicks performs and the boys head home.
08/11/2001
02:09

Blowng a Fuse
South ParkS5 E10

Cartman sees the Thompsons and blows his funny fuse.
15/11/2001
01:56

Ben Assfleck
South ParkS5 E10

Ben Affleck is the Thompsons' son.
15/11/2001