South Park

Mass Towelicide

Season 5 • 09/08/2001

The military travels around South Park destroying all towels.

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01:59

Finding What's Important
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The boys are so completely absorbed in playing Okama Gamesphere that they don't notice the shootout behind them.
09/08/2001
02:00

Funkytown
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The boys learn that getting Towelie high does not help his memory.
09/08/2001
01:10

Trash Can Gold
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Cartman finds a tampon in the bathroom trash.
09/08/2001
01:06

Meet Towelie
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Towelie gives the boys some advice outside the toy store.
09/08/2001
01:34

Time Flies
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The boys play video games all weekend.
09/08/2001
01:22

A Towel's Ransom
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The military takes the Okama Gamesphere as ransom for Towelie.
09/08/2001
00:43

Towel Call
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The boys find Towelie by talking about water.
09/08/2001
01:46

It's a Trap!
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The boys try to exchange Towelie for their Okama Gamesphere.
09/08/2001
00:27

Towelie Merchandise
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A Towelie merchandise commercial.
09/08/2001
01:09

Riding Towelie
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Towelie gets high to try and remember where the base is.
09/08/2001
00:56

Mass Towelicide
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The military travels around South Park destroying all towels.
09/08/2001
01:49

Tynacorp
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The scientist at Tynacorp tells the boys Towelie's history, and where their Okama Gamesphere is.
09/08/2001
00:38

Military Failure
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With Towelie still at large, the military decides to blow up Colorado.
09/08/2001
01:37

Worst Character Ever
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The boys escape and get back to South Park alive.
09/08/2001
01:00

Goddamnit, I Hate Regular Milk!
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Cartman tries to avoid giving a dollar to the Afghan people.
07/11/2001
02:15

Big Brown Package From Afghanistan
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The bomb squad comes to examine the package Stan receives from Afghanistan.
08/11/2001
01:40

Looks Like We're Going To Afghanistan
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The boys accidentally get locked on the military plane to Afghanistan.
08/11/2001
02:33

This Like East Denver
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The boys fail to return the goat and fall into the hands of an angry Afghan mob.
08/11/2001
01:15

Remember When Life Used To Be Simple?
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The boys remember when life used to be simple and cool.
08/11/2001
01:18

Afghan South Park
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The Afghan versions of Stan, Kyle, Cartman and Kenny try to have fun despite frequent bombings.
08/11/2001
00:54

Towelie Ban
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The Post Office won't fly over Afghanistan, so the boys can't mail back the goat.
08/11/2001