South Park

Forsaken and Trainin'

Season 1 • 05/02/1998

Jesus is crazy if he thinks the town will bet on him to win.

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02:48

Fa La La Your La
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South Park Elementary finally presents the happy, non-offensive, non-denominational school play, with compositions by Phillip Glass.
17/12/1997
01:32

Mr. Hankey Teaches the Town
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Mr. Hankey finally comes to life to tell the people of South Park they focus too hard on what's wrong with Christmas and to remind them what the Holidays are really about.
17/12/1997
00:44

Mr. Hankey Construction Set
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A live action commercial for the Mr. Hankey Construction Set. You can make your own. Fun for the whole family.
17/12/1997
00:38

Jesus, Help Us
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Jesus wants the boys to bring him to Damien so he can see if he's really the Seedling of Satan.
04/02/1998
02:43

We're All Special
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Damien is shunned by the boys, leading him to demonstrate his demonic powers by turning Kenny into a duck-billed platypus.
05/02/1998
02:21

Son of Satan
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The new kid in South Park is the spawn of the Prince of Darkness, and he's not invited to Cartman's birthday party.
05/02/1998
01:57

Satan Chooses Jesus
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Damien destroys the playground with his evil wrath and calls upon his dark father to battle it out with Jesus.
05/02/1998
00:36

Who Will Win Our Souls
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The final apocalyptic battle between Jesus and Satan is getting in the way of Cartman's big birthday plans.
05/02/1998
00:40

Be Passive
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Counselor Mackey advises Damien that perhaps burning and killing the children isn't the best way to make friends.
05/02/1998
00:45

New Fart Boy
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Cartman gets back at Damien for burning down the playground by farting on him and dubbing him, Fart Boy.
05/02/1998
01:24

Forsaken and Trainin'
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With only one person supporting him, Jesus feels betrayed by the people of South Park, who have all changed their bets in favor of Satan.
05/02/1998
00:47

Birthday Party
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At the party, Chef decides the fight can wait so he can sample some of Ms. Cartman's "Chili."
05/02/1998
00:44

Boutin' at the Mountain
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It's round one of the ultimate fight between good and evil and the crowd is going wild.
05/02/1998
00:51

Pip Goes Pop
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Damien unexpectedly shows up to Cartman's party, uninvited, and blows up Pip as a special gift.
05/02/1998
01:13

Ants in the Pants
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When Cartman opens Kyle's birthday gift and sees it's not a Red Megaman, he blows his lid and calls off the party.
05/02/1998
00:28

No More Pie
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Just when Damien starts being accepted, he has to leave South Park. Cartman gets his just desserts.
05/02/1998
02:03

Hot For Teacher
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The class gets a substitute teacher.
12/02/1998
01:49

Not Acting Like A Freak
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After Wendy freaks out on Stan, the boys talk to Chef about his date with Ms. Ellen. He tells them that she is a lesbian.
12/02/1998
01:47

Criminal Iraqi Fugitive
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Wendy and Stan patch things up and Mr. Garrison can't take being so unbelievably hot anymore.
12/02/1998
01:01

Hasselhoff
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Mr. Garrison is getting a nose job from a surgeon named Tom.
12/02/1998
00:44

Don't F#$* With Me
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After class, Wendy approaches Ms. Ellen about Stan. She threatens the teacher to stay away from her man.
12/02/1998