South Park

Mr. Hankey Teaches the Town

Season 1 E 9 • 17/12/1997

Mr. Hankey comes to life to stop the fighting and finally share his Christmas spirit wisdom.

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01:42

Turkeys
South ParkS1 E8

Mr. Garrison announces to the class that South Park is initiating a canned food drive. Without warning, a flock of turkeys invade the room and then take off.
20/11/1997
01:31

We Found An Ethernopian
South ParkS1 E8

When the doorbell rings at Cartman's house, the boys expect to get their free digital watch. Instead, they get Starvin' Marvin, an Ethiopian child.
20/11/1997
01:12

Cartman on TV
South ParkS1 E8

Starvin' Marvin is watching TV and sees the Sally Struthers infomercial starring Cartman.
20/11/1997
01:10

Braveheart
South ParkS1 E8

Chef gives the town of South Park a motivational speech before leading them into battle against the evil turkeys.
20/11/1997
00:28

I'm Sorry God
South ParkS1 E8

Cartman loses strength as he searches for food. He prays to God before passing out.
20/11/1997
01:08

Mr. Hankey Visits Kyle
South ParkS1 E9

Mr. Hankey comes out of the toilet and proves he's real by singing Kyle a Christmas Song, but goes limp when Mr. Broflovski walks in. Kyle gets caught with poo in his hands.
17/12/1997
01:31

Kyle's Mom's a Bitch Song
South ParkS1 E9

Mr. Hankey comes to life while Cartman sings about Kyle's mom being a bitch. When poop mysteriously lands on Cartman's face, everyone blames Kyle.
17/12/1997
02:46

A Jew on Christmas
South ParkS1 E9

The boys won't let Kyle join in on any of the Holiday activities because he's Jewish. Kyle sings a song about feeling lonely and left out on Christmas.
17/12/1997
02:48

Fa La La Your La
South ParkS1 E9

South Park Elementary finally presents the happy, non-offensive, non-denominational school play, with compositions by Phillip Glass.
17/12/1997
00:44

Mr. Hankey Construction Set
South ParkS1 E9

A live action commercial for the Mr. Hankey Construction Set. You can make your own. Fun for the whole family.
17/12/1997
01:32

Mr. Hankey Teaches the Town
South ParkS1 E9

Mr. Hankey finally comes to life to tell the people of South Park they focus too hard on what's wrong with Christmas and to remind them what the Holidays are really about.
17/12/1997
02:59

The Devil Dive
South ParkS1 E10

Satan takes a dive, making Jesus the undisputed spiritual winner, causing the whole town to lose their money to the Dark Prince.
05/02/1998
02:21

Son of Satan
South ParkS1 E10

The new kid in South Park is the spawn of the Prince of Darkness, and he's not invited to Cartman's birthday party.
05/02/1998
00:45

New Fart Boy
South ParkS1 E10

Cartman gets back at Damien for burning down the playground by farting on him and dubbing him, Fart Boy.
05/02/1998
00:44

Boutin' at the Mountain
South ParkS1 E10

It's round one of the ultimate fight between good and evil and the crowd is going wild.
05/02/1998
01:13

Ants in the Pants
South ParkS1 E10

When Cartman opens Kyle's birthday gift and sees it's not a Red Megaman, he blows his lid and calls off the party.
05/02/1998
00:28

No More Pie
South ParkS1 E10

Just when Damien starts being accepted, he has to leave South Park. Cartman gets his just desserts.
05/02/1998
02:03

Hot For Teacher
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The class gets a substitute teacher.
12/02/1998
01:47

Criminal Iraqi Fugitive
South ParkS1 E11

Wendy and Stan patch things up and Mr. Garrison can't take being so unbelievably hot anymore.
12/02/1998
01:58

Stan Vomits For Someone Else
South ParkS1 E11

The boys talk to Chef about how in love with Ms. Ellen they are. Wendy is jealous and she reminisces about the days when Stan would puke for her.
12/02/1998
02:01

No Substitute For You
South ParkS1 E11

In class, the boys all compete for the attention of Ms. Ellen. Chef comes in and hits on her, using his singing skills to ask her out.
12/02/1998