South Park

Ask Jesus

Season 1 E 4 • 04/09/1997

Not even Jesus can help Stan with his gay dog.

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01:26

Ask Jesus
South ParkS1 E4

Stan calls Jesus on his talk show to ask how to handle his gay dog. Just as Jesus is about to give his advice, the show ends and Stan is left frustrated and more confused.
04/09/1997
01:19

Jesus and Pals
South ParkS2 E6

The producer of Jesus' show tells him he needs to boost the ratings, but when guest Bob Denver comes on, Jesus has nothing to talk about.
11/06/1998
01:57

Satan Chooses Jesus
South ParkS1 E10

Damien destroys the playground with his evil wrath and calls upon his dark father to battle it out with Jesus.
05/02/1998
03:37

Santa and Jesus
South ParkS3 E15

Santa and Jesus do a number together.
02/12/1999
01:33

Jesus is Crackers?
South ParkS4 E9

Sister Anne explains why Christians eat Jesus.
20/07/2000
00:56

Me and Jesus
South ParkS4 E10

Cartman and Jesus can't be stopped from saving South Park
27/07/2000
02:09

Pleasing Jesus
South ParkS7 E9

Faith Plus One gets a record deal.
30/10/2003
00:38

Jesus, Help Us
South ParkS1 E10

Jesus wants the boys to bring him to Damien so he can see if he's really the Seedling of Satan.
04/02/1998
00:35

Kyle Dreams of Killing Jesus
South ParkS8 E3

Kyle has a nightmare about "The Passion."
01/04/2004
01:12

As Special As Jesus
South ParkS23 E10

Randy and Towelie brainstorm ideas to bring some Holiday Tegridy to the town.
13/12/2019
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00:41

Cheesy Poofs Commercial
South ParkS2 E11

Cartman learns the hard way just how unglamorous the industry can be.
02/09/1998
01:26

Gnomes Know Business
South ParkS2 E17

The boys discuss the speech at Tweek's house. During the meeting, the gnomes appear, and they all see them.
17/12/1998
01:21

The O'Reilly Factor
South ParkS8 E7

Conservatives and liberals battle it out on "The O'Reilly Factor."
29/04/2004
01:23

Sergeant Yates at Home
South ParkS8 E6

Sergeant Yates' wife talks him out of quitting the force.
22/04/2004
01:28

Atheist War
South ParkS10 E13

The leaders of the three atheist factions argue about whose organization has the best name.
09/11/2006
01:49

SkankHunt42 Gets to Work
South ParkS20 E2

in a late night session, Gerald trolls the internet as SkankHunt42.
22/09/2016
01:48

Get On Your Computers
South ParkS20 E10

The Pentagon prepares for the fall out once TrollTrace goes online. Meanwhile Kyle and the boys of South Park launch a coordinated cyber-strike on TrollTrace.
08/12/2016
01:45

This Isn't Very Fulfilling
South ParkS22 E10

Josh heads to Washington to get support for the strike. Meanwhile, Stephen trains some new employees at the Fulfillment Center.
13/12/2018
01:03

Come Work for Tegridy
South ParkS25 E2

Randy gives Steve a tour of the Tegridy Weed production facility and offers him a job as a co-executive of financial consulting.
10/02/2022