South Park

Me and Jesus

Season 4 • 27/07/2000

Cartman and Jesus can't be stopped from saving South Park

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01:26

Ask Jesus
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Stan calls Jesus on his talk show to ask how to handle his gay dog. Just as Jesus is about to give his advice, the show ends and Stan is left frustrated and more confused.
04/09/1997
01:19

Jesus and Pals
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The producer of Jesus' show tells him he needs to boost the ratings, but when guest Bob Denver comes on, Jesus has nothing to talk about.
11/06/1998
01:57

Satan Chooses Jesus
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Damien destroys the playground with his evil wrath and calls upon his dark father to battle it out with Jesus.
05/02/1998
03:37

Santa and Jesus
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Santa and Jesus do a number together.
02/12/1999
01:33

Jesus is Crackers?
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Sister Anne explains why Christians eat Jesus.
20/07/2000
00:56

Me and Jesus
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Cartman and Jesus can't be stopped from saving South Park
27/07/2000
02:09

Pleasing Jesus
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Faith Plus One gets a record deal.
30/10/2003
00:38

Jesus, Help Us
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Jesus wants the boys to bring him to Damien so he can see if he's really the Seedling of Satan.
04/02/1998
00:35

Kyle Dreams of Killing Jesus
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Kyle has a nightmare about "The Passion."
01/04/2004
01:12

As Special As Jesus
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Randy and Towelie brainstorm ideas to bring some Holiday Tegridy to the town.
13/12/2019
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01:54

Bleeding Heart Rock Protest Song Vs. Pro War Country Song
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The opposing sides sing their views at the rally.
10/04/2003
01:03

A Gooback Lands
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A strange being from the future gets hit by a car.
29/04/2004
01:22

Olympic Nightmare
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The Opening Ceremonies of the 2008 Summer Olympics in China terrorize Cartman.
08/10/2008
00:43

Infiltrating the NSA
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Cartman puts on his best disguise to infiltrate the NSA.
25/09/2013
01:40

GO BACK WHERE YOU CAME FROM!
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While teaching class, Garrison is interrupted by some new students. Afterwards, he's reprimanded by PC Principal.
24/09/2015
00:45

Get Us Jobs!?
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Randy reaches out to the Rednecks of South Park and proposes a plan to get them all jobs.
14/09/2017
02:27

The Russians are Nuking Us
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Mr. Mackey leads South Park Elementary in a safety drill.
03/03/2022