Wok is Dead

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Season	s27
Episode	e04
Written By	Trey Parker
Production Code	2704
Original Air Date	2025-09-03

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Official Description

Butters experiences the reality of tariffs when he has to buy a Labubu doll for his girlfriend’s birthday.

Full Description

At South Park Elementary, Nelly and Betsy proudly show off their collectible Labubu toys, sparking jealousy and a violent fight over which dolls are real. PC Principal catches them and sends them to the new school counselor—Jesus Christ, who is bewildered by the toy craze. The dolls are confiscated, but Jesus senses something sinister.

Meanwhile, Butters gets invited to Red McArthur’s birthday party. She asks for a rare Grey Rainbow Labubu, and Butters sets out to find one. At City Wok, now rebranded as City Wok Pop-Up, Tuong Lu Kim sells overpriced Asian toys due to import tariffs, forcing Butters to gamble on “blind boxes.” His attempts fail until later, when he miraculously wins the rare Labubu.

A parallel storyline on FOX News claims Donald J.Trump is romantically involved with Satan after they are seen traveling together and sharing “intimate” moments, leading to national obsession over whether Trump is “f*ing Satan.”

Back at school, Jesus warns that Labubus may be cursed after a viral TikTok shows a girl performing a demonic ritual with one. Teachers dismiss it as harmless unboxing content, but Jesus grows alarmed by the rising chaos and satanic imagery tied to the toys.

When Butters finally brings the rare Labubu to Red’s Labubu-themed birthday, Red and her friends reenact the TikTok ritual—complete with a sacrificial chicken. The summoning works, opening a fiery portal that brings Donald Trump and Satan to South Park. The demonic event triggers a live FOX News broadcast covering a “Biblical showdown” between Jesus and Satan. During the confrontation, Satan reveals he is pregnant with Trump’s child, proving the rumors true.

The world celebrates the absurd revelation, and the scandal goes viral. The next day, Jesus lectures Butters and Red about consequences and bans Labubus, TikTok, and cellphones from school. The kids call Him strict but admit He’s better than the last counselor. The episode closes with Jesus smiling as the Labubu song plays.

Memorable Quotes

"Oh, it's SO cute!" - (Betsy)
"Oh my God, it's SO CUTE!" - (Nelly)
"Oh hell yeah dude!" - (Kenny)
"SUCK IT, SKANK!" - (Nelly)
"I don't know, Jesus sucks dude" - (Betsy)
"You're talkin' bout ME?" - (Butters)
"Wul sure!" - (Butters)
"I think on Saturday I'm gonna find out if red haired girls have a red bush!" - (Butters)
"No, no, no, wok is dead haven't you heard the news?" - (Tuong Lu Kim)
"Yeah you gotta pay TARIFF. You think I pay tariff?! No, no, no, YOU pay tariff. " - (Tuong Lu Kim)
"Aw, dangit!" - (Butters)
"Are you Fucking Satan?" - (Fox News Reporter)
"Naaaaah, I'm not fucking Satan" - (Donald J. Trump)
"We are just sort of... hanging out" - (Satan)
"Alright everyone, listen up." - (PC Principal)
"WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?!" - (Jesus)
"Oh yeah, Labubus are demonic. " - (Mr. Adler)
"BRO! That's not normal! These kids are in TROUBLE!" - (Jesus)
"Welcome shitty pop up take a order please. " - (Tuong Lu Kim)
"Yeah, yeah tariff went up. You never know with tariff they make no sense." - (Tuong Lu Kim)
"Yeah no shit Tariff not fair!" - (Tuong Lu Kim)
"Yeah well wok not coming back bitch. Go wok, go brok!" - (Tuong Lu Kim)
"I think the President is definitely fucking Satan and IIIIIII LOVE IT! " - (Fox and Friends Female Host)
"Yeah no shit they cursed. It called a 'tariff'. You pass it along. I get the curse I put the curse on you. It like a AIDS." - (Tuong Lu Kim)
"Ok... Ok... Oh my God, I'm SO excited to finally DO IT!!" - (Red)
"Oh can't we just kiss first?" - (Butters)
"WHAT THE HECK'S GOING ON?!" - (Butters)
"And I want to leave him but I can't... Because.... I'm PREGNANT!" - (Satan)
"Yeah, uh, demonic pregnancies work a little different. The term is a BUTT BABY." - (Science Expert)
"Yeah. I'm not havin' sex for a LONG TIME." - (Butters)
"Wow, new counselor's kind of a dick!" - (Butters)