Got a Nut

Got A Nut

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Season s27
Episode e02
Written By Trey Parker
Production Code 2702
Original Air Date 2025-08-06

Episode Chronology

Official Description

When Mr. Mackay loses his job, he desperately tries to find a new way to make a living.

Full Description

When South Park Elementary counselor Mr. Mackey is fired due to federal budget cuts, he gets a job with the ICE, which sees him participating in the arrest of undocumented immigrants at various locations. These include a Dora the Explorer stage show where both audience members and the show's star are arrested, as well as Heaven. During these raids, Mackey's superior, Department of Homeland Security (DHS) Secretary Kristi Noem, is seen shooting non-aggressive dogs, rejuvenating her frequently deteriorating face with botox, and participating in photo-ops.

To pay his monthly expenses, Clyde Donovan starts a podcast, and offends many of his classmates by expressing right-wing, antisemitic, and misogynistic views. He also angers Eric Cartman, who feels that Clyde has "stolen his shtick". After Clyde does a live show at the school, Cartman beats him up and takes over his podcast. Cartman uses the podcast as a platform on which he engages in "masterdebating" with callers, but when Clyde wins a Charlie Kirk Award for Young Masterdebaters, which includes a free vacation, Cartman is outraged once again.

Mackey's performance as an ICE agent earns him a bonus, but he learns from his banker that his monthly expenses have increased. He also learns that he has earned a meeting at Mar-a-Lago with President Donald J.Trump, who wants to help him with his expenses by giving him a promotion that will see Mackey replace Noem, whose appearance disturbs Trump, as the face of DHS. However, Mackey, is horrified by the debauchery he sees at Mar-a-Lago, including Trump's nudity, the presence of Satan in Trump's bed, and an imprisoned Dora massaging an elderly guest. When Mackey encounters Clyde, who is also there as part of his free vacation, Mackey confesses that he is disillusioned at having taken a job doing something he does not believe in, simply to pay for his expenses, and resolves that he is at heart, a school counselor. The two escape the resort along with Dora.

Memorable Quotes

  • "What? ...Whatever guys. Prove me wrong. Prove me wrong." - Clyde
  • "YEAH SCREW YOU, FAT ASS!" - Kyle
  • "Hey I'm just tryin' to make my nut, man." - Clyde
  • "Power Christian Principal, yes." - PC Principal
  • "What about my Nut?" - Mr. Mackey
  • "You can't trust Jews, white people are the underprivileged and women belong at home." - Clyde
  • "THAT'S MY SHTICK!" - Cartman
  • "I had no idea my nut was that big" - Mr. Mackey
  • "Say- Say what now?" - Mr. Mackey
  • "Uh, Hey Clyde! Um, you said nothing good ever came from the Jews. But if that's true, why are Bagels so yummy?" - Butters
  • "A woman is a LADY friend, who... you know, gives ya kisses... " - Butters
  • "Women have it good America just like black people do. Black people have EVERYTHING HANDED TO THEM"- Clyde
  • "I am sick of people stealing my SHTICK!" - Cartman
  • "So you can SHUT UP BEBE You just hate America and you love abortions." - Cartman
  • "Uh well... you see I got a nut." - Mr. Mackey
  • "Oh she seems nice, Mkay. Very pretty." - Mr. Mackey
  • "Mmmkay!" - [[Mr. Mackey]
  • "Yeah I'm fine, mom. I'm just in here masterdebating." - Cartman
  • "I'm masterdebating to these young college girls." - Cartman
  • "That's very naughty, Eric, stop it." - Liane Cartman
  • "Let's take these Bad Hombres down!" - Kristi Noem
  • "Ohhhhh God, mkay..." - Mr. Mackey
  • "I gotta make my Nut" - Mr. Mackey
  • "Another day doing what's tough!" - Kristi Noem
  • "Oh THIS is bad, mkay" - Mr. Mackey
  • "If it's brown, it goes down." - Kristi Noem
  • "No more brownies in heaven!" - Kristi Noem
  • "YOU ALL STOLE MY SHTICK! " - Cartman
  • "Let's see how that nut's lookin'!" - Benny the Banker
  • "You see as you make more money, your nut actually gets BIGGER." - Benny the Banker
  • "Relax! Take a load off!" - Donald J. Trump
  • "Heyyyyyyyy Satan!" - Donald J. Trump
  • "I just wanna go, this place is gross." - Satan
  • "Would you like me to apply the baby oil to Satan's asshole, boss?" - JD Vance
  • "Ay come on! Relax guy!" - Donald J. Trump
  • "I'm a God Damn counselor, that is what I am" - Mr. Mackey

Characters

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Costume Debuts

<char name="Cartman as Charlie Kirk" image="https://images.paramount.tech/path/mgid:file:gsp:entertainment-assets:/sps/shared/characters/alter-egos/alter-egos-cartman-charlie-kirk-cc.png"/> <char name="Cartman as Charlie Kirk in Tuxedo" image="https://images.paramount.tech/path/mgid:file:gsp:entertainment-assets:/sps/shared/characters/alter-egos/alter-egos-cartman-charlie-kirk-tuxedo-cc.png"/> <char name="Clyde Mar-a-Lago Guest" image="https://images.paramount.tech/path/mgid:file:gsp:entertainment-assets:/sps/shared/characters/alter-egos/alter-egos-clyde-mar-a-lago-guest-cc.png"/> <char name="Clyde Podcaster" image="https://images.paramount.tech/path/mgid:file:gsp:entertainment-assets:/sps/shared/characters/alter-egos/alter-egos-clyde-podcaster-cc.png"/> <char name="Clyde in Tuxedo" image="https://images.paramount.tech/path/mgid:file:gsp:entertainment-assets:/sps/shared/characters/alter-egos/alter-egos-clyde-tuxedo-cc.png"/> <char name="JD Vance as Tattoo" image="https://images.paramount.tech/path/mgid:file:gsp:entertainment-assets:/sps/shared/characters/alter-egos/alter-egos-jd-vance-fantasy-island-cc.png"/> <char name="Trump as Mr. Roarke" image="https://images.paramount.tech/path/mgid:file:gsp:entertainment-assets:/sps/shared/characters/alter-egos/alter-egos-trump-fantasy-island-cc.png"/> <char name="Mr. Mackey ICE Agent" image="https://images.paramount.tech/path/mgid:file:gsp:entertainment-assets:/sps/shared/characters/alter-egos/alter-egos-mackey-ice-agent-cc.png"/>

Cameo

<char name="Dora" image="https://images.paramount.tech/path/mgid:file:gsp:entertainment-assets:/sps/shared/characters/non-human/character-dora-cc.png"/> <char name="Diego" image="https://images.paramount.tech/path/mgid:file:gsp:entertainment-assets:/sps/shared/characters/non-human/character-diego-cc.png"/> <char name="Swiper" image="https://images.paramount.tech/path/mgid:file:gsp:entertainment-assets:/sps/shared/characters/non-human/character-swiper-cc.png"/> <char name="Boots" image="https://images.paramount.tech/path/mgid:file:gsp:entertainment-assets:/sps/shared/characters/non-human/character-boots-cc.png"/> <char name="Krypto the Super Dog" image="https://images.paramount.tech/path/mgid:file:gsp:entertainment-assets:/sps/shared/characters/non-human/character-super-dog-cc.png"/>

Character Debuts

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Locations

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Locations Debut

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Season 27

e1 Sermon on the 'Mount
e2 Got a Nut
e3 Sickofancy
e4 Wok is Dead
e5 Conflict of Interest
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