Sermon on the 'Mount

Sermon on the 'Mount

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Season s27
Episode e01
Written By Trey Parker
Production Code 2701
Original Air Date 2025-07-23

Episode Chronology

Official Description

When the residents of South Park face their possible demise, Jesus returns to give them an important message.

Full Description

South Park fourth grader Eric Cartman is angry that U.S. President Donald J. Trump canceled his favorite radio station, NPR, and now fears that "woke is dead". At South Park Elementary, PC Principal, now calling himself Power Christian Principal, laments to Cartman's classmate, Stan Marsh that his former woke outlook was "hopeless", and urges Stan to conform. A despondent Cartman attempts to kill himself and classmate Butters Stotch via carbon monoxide poisoning by running the Stotch's car in their garage with the door closed, not realizing that the car is electric.

Meanwhile, the school invites Jesus to a school assembly, as part of the push for more Christianity in the nation's schools by Trump, who says "he will sue anyone who doesn't agree with him." Feeling that this is a violation of separation of church and state, and angered at his other violations of the law, the citizens of South Park decide to contact him in protest. At the White House, Trump is seen animated in the same style as Saddam Hussein. He is also compared to Hussein by Satan, with whom Trump is revealed to be in a sexual relationship, and whom Trump beats and threatens with a lawsuit after Satan disparages his micro penis. Trump similarly threatens to sue the citizens of South Park for $5 billion after dismissing their complaints.

When the citizens hold a public protest, Jesus informs them through clenched teeth that his presence in the school is part of the settlement of a lawsuit with Paramount Skydance. Pointing to the cancellation of The Late Show with Stephen Colbert, which is owned by Paramount, Jesus urges the townsfolk not to run afoul of Trump's litigiousness and suffer a similar fate. South Park attorney Gerald Broflovski settles Trump's lawsuit, which requires the town to pay $3.5 million, and produce pro-Trump messaging.

Memorable Quotes

  • "Yeah. NPR. National Public Radio, where all the liberals bitch and whine about stuff" - (Cartman)
  • "Alright everyone listen up" - (PC Principal)
  • "Whaaat the hellll dude" - (Cartman)
  • "Fellas, what the fuck is goin' on?" - (Butters)
  • "This shit is whack" - (Cartman)
  • "That's right! Let's go, Jesus! Fuck yeah." - (PC Principal)
  • "I don't think Jesus is ALLOWED to be in schools..." - (Randy)
  • "G'night honey!" - (Randy)
  • "WAHGHG!!!" - (Butters)
  • "I think woke is dead." - (Cartman)
  • "Come on out you piece a shit, we're un-electing you!!!" - (Randy))
  • "Oh so you haven't been looting the country and ruling by fear like some Middle Eastern, tin pot dictator?!" - (Randy))
  • "Who is the retarded faggot in the White House?" - (Darryl Weathers)
  • "A dictator from the Middle East? Hey Relax, guy!" - (Donald J. Trump)
  • "Iran, Iraq what the hell's the difference relax guy!" - ((Donald J. Trump)
  • "Why is my dick so small?!" - (Donald J. Trump)
  • "Get this guy outta here! I'm gonna SUE YOU! I'm gonna sue both of you! Ha ha ha ha!" - (Donald J. Trump)
  • "Nobody makes fun of ME and gets away with it!" - (Donald J. Trump)
  • "I'm not special anymore. So what's the point in me even existing?" - (Cartman)
  • "I'm saying that it's the end, Butters. I'm gonna kill myself. And you." - (Cartman)
  • "This is 2025, k? And... not much is illegal." - (PC Principal)
  • "I accept Christ into my heart." - (Stan)
  • "Ay relax guy!" - (Donald J. Trump)
  • "Listen buddy, you just need to relax." - (Donald J. Trump)
  • "I'm gonna sue your whole town! You got that! Five Billion dollars!!!!" - (Donald J. Trump)
  • "The Epstein list? Are we still talkin' aboot that?" - (Donald J. Trump)
  • "Brrrrrrmmmm... Vroooo... Oh no! KOOOSHHH! Rooommmmmm...." - (Butters)
  • "OH GOD!!! ERIC!!!!" - (Butters)
  • "IT'S JESUS!!!" - (Stephen Stotch)
  • "Just SHUT UP or we're gonna get cancelled, you idiots." - (Jesus)
  • "Yes thank you Mr. President. We'll be happy to pay that, sir." - (Gerald Broflovsky)
  • "TRUMP. His penis is teeny tiny, but his love for us is large" - Voice Over
  • "Yup sweet death is about to come. I love you man. " - (Cartman)

Characters

<char name="Eric Cartman" image="http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/shared/characters/kids/eric-cartman.png"/> <char name="Liane Cartman" image="http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/shared/characters/adults/liane-cartman.png"/> <char name="Kyle Broflovski" image="http://images.paramount.tech/path/mgid:file:gsp:entertainment-assets:/sps/shared/characters/kids/kyle-broflovski.png <char name="Kenny McCormick" image="http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/shared/characters/kids/kenny-mccormick.png"/> <char name="Butters Stotch" image="http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/shared/characters/kids/butters-stotch.png"/> <char name="Stan Marsh" image="http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/shared/characters/kids/stan-marsh.png"/> <char name="PC Principal" image="http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/shared/characters/adults/education-pc-principal.png"/> <char name="Jesus Christ" image="http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/shared/characters/celebrities/jesus.png"/> <char name="Linda Stotch" image="http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/shared/characters/adults/linda-stotch.png"/> <char name="Stephen Stotch" image="http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/shared/characters/adults/stephen-stotch.png"/> <char name="Satan" image="http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/shared/characters/non-human/satan.png"/> <char name="Randy Marsh" image="http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/shared/characters/adults/randy-marsh.png"/> <char name="Sharon Marsh" image="http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/shared/characters/adults/sharon-marsh.png"/> <char name="Gerald Broflovski" image="http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/shared/characters/adults/gerald-broflovski.png"/> <char name="Skeeter" image="http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/shared/characters/adults/skeeter.png"/> <char name="Herbert Garrison" display="Mr. Garrison" image="http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/shared/characters/adults/mrgarrison.png"/> <char name="Mr. Slave" image="http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/shared/characters/adults/mrslave.png "/> <char name="Darryl Weathers" image="http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/shared/characters/adults/darryl-weathers.png"/> <char name="Mayor McDaniels" image="http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/shared/characters/adults/mayor-mcdaniels.png"/>

Character Debuts

<char name="Donald J. Trump" image="https://images.paramount.tech/path/mgid:file:gsp:entertainment-assets:/sps/shared/characters/adults/politics-donaldJTrump-cc.png"/> <char name="Canadian Prime Minister" image="https://images.paramount.tech/path/mgid:file:gsp:entertainment-assets:/sps/shared/characters/adults/politics-canadian-prime-minister-cc.png"/> <char name="White House Artist" image="https://images.paramount.tech/path/mgid:file:gsp:entertainment-assets:/sps/shared/characters/adults/politics-white-house-artist-cc.png"/> <char name="Karoline Levitt" image="https://images.paramount.tech/path/mgid:file:gsp:entertainment-assets:/sps/shared/characters/adults/politics-white-house-press-secretary-karoline-leavitt-cc.png"/> <char name="60 Minutes Hosts" image="https://images.paramount.tech/path/mgid:file:gsp:entertainment-assets:/sps/shared/characters/adults/journalism-news-60minutes-reporters-cc.png"/> <char name="White House Bikini Girl" image="https://images.paramount.tech/path/mgid:file:gsp:entertainment-assets:/sps/shared/characters/adults/politics-white-house-bikini-girl-cc.png"/>


Costume Debuts

<char name="Cartman Woke Shirt" image="https://images.paramount.tech/path/mgid:file:gsp:entertainment-assets:/sps/shared/characters/alter-egos/alter-ego-cartman-woke-is-dead-shirt-cc.png"/> <char name="Jesus Superman" image="https://images.paramount.tech/path/mgid:file:gsp:entertainment-assets:/sps/shared/characters/alter-egos/alter-ego-jesus-superman-pose-cc.png"/>

Locations

<char name="Bus Stop" image="http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/shared/locations/busstop.jpg"/> <char name="The Bus" image="http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/shared/locations/the-bus.png"/> <char name="South Park Elementary" image="http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/shared/locations/school.jpg"/> <char name="School Playground" image="http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/shared/locations/school-sp-elementaryschool-playground.png"/> <char name="Tegridy Farms" image="http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/shared/locations/business-tegridy-farms.png"/> <char name="Skeeter's Wine Bar" image="http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/shared/locations/bars-and-nightclubs-skeeters-wine-bar.png"/> <char name="Garrison Residence" image="http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/shared/locations/garrison-residence.png"/> <char name="White House" image="http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/shared/locations/white-house.jpg"/> <char name="Cartman Residence" image="http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/shared/locations/cartman-house.jpg"/> <char name="Town Square" image="http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/shared/locations/sp-town-square.png"/> <char name="Stark's Pond" image="http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/shared/locations/starks-pond.jpg"/> <char name="Stotch Residence" image="http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/shared/locations/stotch-house.jpg"/>

Locations Debuts

<char name="60 Minutes Set" image="https://images.paramount.tech/path/mgid:file:gsp:entertainment-assets:/sps/shared/locations/locations-journalism-news-60minutes-set-cc.png"/> <char name="Broflovski Law Firm" image="https://images.paramount.tech/path/mgid:file:gsp:entertainment-assets:/sps/shared/locations/locations-law-business-broflovski-law-firm-cc.png"/>

Season 27

e1 Sermon on the 'Mount
e2 Got a Nut
e3 Sickofancy
e4 Wok is Dead
e5 Conflict of Interest
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