Editing Nurse McSchwartz (section) Warning: You are not logged in. Your IP address will be publicly visible if you make any edits. If you log in or create an account, your edits will be attributed to your username, along with other benefits.Anti-spam check. Do not fill this in!==Behind the Scenes== In the unaired pilot version of "[[Cartman Gets An Anal Probe]]", the boys have to visit the school nurse to get out of class. The low-pitched, cynical nurse casually treated [[Pip Pirrup]] while mouthing that [[Stan Marsh|Stan]] and [[Kyle Broflovski|Kyle]] faked illnesses all the time. She finally witnessed [[Eric Cartman]]'s flaming gas and resolved to let the kids go. Her design was later re-purposed into the new school nurse [[Mary Gollum]], with the addition of a large dead fetus on one side of her head. Her voice was now provided by Mary Kay Bergman and much higher and sweeter, and she was much more caring towards the children. This character was also later retired. Summary: Please note that all contributions to South Park Wiki may be edited, altered, or removed by other contributors. If you do not want your writing to be edited mercilessly, then do not submit it here. You are also promising us that you wrote this yourself, or copied it from a public domain or similar free resource (see South Park Wiki:Copyrights for details). Do not submit copyrighted work without permission! Cancel Editing help (opens in new window)