South Park

Jews Cannot Be Ninjas

Season 19 E 7 • 12/11/2015

Cartman tries once again to convince the ninjas to kick Kyle out of the club but his plan backfires. Meanwhile Barbrady begins his assault on the ISIS headquarters

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