South Park

Relationships Are Diabetes Times 10

Season 23 E 9 • 06/12/2019

Scott turns to Cartman for advice about love and relationships.

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00:46

We Just Watched the Tutorial for That
South ParkS23 E7

Cartman tries to find a board game that the girls don’t know how to play. Unfortunately for him, Nichole, Tammy, and Kelly are hardcore gamers.
15/11/2019
01:34

The Girls Make Us Look Stupid
South ParkS23 E7

Cartman pleads his case, to Mr. Mackey, to keep girls out of the Dice Studz Board Gamers Club.
15/11/2019
00:29

One For the Ladies
South ParkS23 E8

It's an all-new intro for the reality show "One For the Ladies."
29/11/2019
00:38

Sheila Gets Sick
South ParkS23 E8

While addressing the women of South Park, about equal treatment for women, Sheila has a sudden onset of explosive diarrhea.
29/11/2019
02:03

Your Mom Has C Diff
South ParkS23 E8

When Kyle and Ike learn about the procedure that can save their mom they swear to never let anyone else find out. Meanwhile, Sheila is so excited she tells everyone about her fecal transplant.
29/11/2019
02:07

Super Feces
South ParkS23 E8

In a desperate attempt to get Jedi: Fallen Order before Christmas, Cartman, Stan and Kenny plot to steals some of Kyle's Mom's poop. Meanwhile, Kyle talks to a doctor about his growing anxiety about microbiomes.
29/11/2019
00:36

They ARE Me
South ParkS23 E8

Kyle's dream, about his microbiome, leads to a revelation.
29/11/2019
01:06

One Too Many for the Ladies
South ParkS23 E8

Armed with Tom Brady's poop, Kyle and the boys return to South Park with the cure to the C. Diff epidemic.
29/11/2019
00:29

The Scott Malkinson Show
South ParkS23 E9

It's an all-new intro for "The Scott Malkinson Show."
06/12/2019
02:00

Some STIFF Competition
South ParkS23 E9

Scott is smitten when he learns that Sophie Gray, the new 4th grader, has diabetes. Unfortunately he's not the only boy who is infatuated with the new girl in school.
06/12/2019
01:24

Relationships Are Diabetes Times 10
South ParkS23 E9

Scott turns to Cartman for advice about love and relationships.
06/12/2019
02:08

You Want the Good Stuff
South ParkS23 E9

The Park County Cable repairmen slowly assemble everything they need for their plan. Meanwhile, Scott turns to the shady underbelly of South Park in order to get a bootleg Disney+ account.
06/12/2019
01:38

It's Baby Yoda
South ParkS23 E9

Scott's Dad shuts down all the streaming services in South Park while Scott and Sophie are trying to watch the Mandalorian.
06/12/2019
02:00

Streaming Chaos
South ParkS23 E9

The kids race from house to house trying to find a streaming service that works.
06/12/2019
00:53

You Gotta Try It, Santa
South ParkS23 E10

Santa is shocked to find the residents of South Park high as kites and driving.
11/12/2019
01:48

South Park Goes Dry
South ParkS23 E10

A new ordinance passes, in South Park, banning all sales of alcohol just before Christmas.
13/12/2019
01:57

What's IN the Christmas Snow?
South ParkS23 E10

Christmas Spirits are almost too high forcing the Mayor confronts Randy about the special ingredient in Tegridy's latest strain, Christmas Snow.
13/12/2019
02:03

Marijuana-Free Christmas Snow
South ParkS23 E10

When South Park bans marijuana, Randy and Towelie introduce the latest Tegridy product, bringing Christmas Spirits to a new high.
13/12/2019
01:04

A Little Too Much Holiday Spirit
South ParkS23 E10

The boys worry that with Christmas Spirits so high, their parents won't remember to get them any Christmas gifts.
13/12/2019
01:28

Santa vs. Randy
South ParkS23 E10

With Randy and Towelie in hot pursuit, Santa tries to steal everyone's Christmas Snow.
13/12/2019
02:09

You Are a Dead Man, Marsh
South ParkS24 E1

While watching the news, about the pangolin escape, an old friend threatens to turn Randy's soon-to-be dead body over to the authorities.
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