South Park

Polo Match

Season 5 E 12 • 29/11/2001

Tolkien wishes he could still hang out with the non-rich kids.

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03:14

Tolkien's Prayers Answered
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Tolkien sings a song of prayer for a new, rich family to move to town. His prayers are answered when Will and Jada Pinkett Smith arrive with their children.
29/11/2001
02:18

The Town's Hainted
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The locals scare off the rich people with their ghost costumes. Tolkien learns that the boys rip on everyone and he shouldn't be such a pussy.
29/11/2001
01:51

Pulling Aslan's Thorn
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While with the lions in the zoo, Tolkien is taken to see Aslan, their leader. Tolkien pulls Aslan's thorn and can stay.
29/11/2001
01:51

Tolkien is Rich
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The students present their class projects and Tolkien's is very elaborate. The other kids complain and give him a hard time, saying his wealth helped him.
29/11/2001
00:40

Rich Embarrassment
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Tolkien's parents are concerned when Tolkien wants to be like the poorer kids and get his clothes from J-Mart.
29/11/2001
01:15

J-Mart
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Tolkien's parents take him to J-Mart, and he's thrilled. The other parents are shocked and make Tolkien's family feel out of place.
29/11/2001
00:40

Spoiled Rich Kids
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Tolkien gives the Smith kids a tour of his house, however they seem to be on a different level of richness than him.
29/11/2001
00:52

Spreading the Word
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Will Smith gets Snoop Dogg to come to South Park.
29/11/2001
02:01

Cash Chuckers
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South Park is furious over the integration of rich people into their town.
29/11/2001
01:25

Lower Case T Burning
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The locals try to intimidate the rich people out of town.
29/11/2001
01:06

Polo Match
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The rich kids teach Tolkien how to play polo, but he's not really into it. Tolkien feels just as out of place with the rich kids.
29/11/2001
01:29

Million Millionaire March
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The rich protest South Park's financial discrimination.
29/11/2001
00:48

Get Your Sheets
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The locals decide to dress up like ghosts and scare the rich people.
29/11/2001
01:20

Lesson Learned
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After spending time with a bunch of bad-joke-loving lions, Tolkien decides to return home.
29/11/2001
02:06

Unplanned Pregnancy
South ParkS5 E13

Cartman discovers a baby-fetus delivery truck in the snow.
06/12/2001
02:06

Breakin' My Balls
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Cartman is looking to unload his Aborted Fetuses.
06/12/2001
02:43

We Have to Be Tough
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Cartman swears he'll find a cure for Kenny.
06/12/2001
01:43

33 Aborted Fetuses
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Cartman wants to sell the aborted fetuses he found in the snow.
06/12/2001
01:38

Kenny's Sick
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Kenny's in the hospital with a terminal disease.
06/12/2001
01:18

Succulent Shrimp
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Cartman will do anything to sell his unwanted fetuses.
06/12/2001
01:30

Old Anorexic Whore
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The Make-a-Wish Foundation sends Madonna to Kenny as a surprise.
06/12/2001