South Park

Cartman vs. Board of Education

Season 3 • 08/07/1999

Cartman is awarded $1.3 million in damages from South Park Elementary.

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01:44

But Red Racer's On
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Craig and Tweek don't show up for the fight.
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01:06

Parents Are No Help
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Craig and Tweek seek their parents' guidance and get nothing.
24/06/1999
01:16

Adler's Flashback
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Mr. Adler's flashbacks are getting out of hand.
24/06/1999
01:20

Fight Announcement
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The girls learn how to spot a zero and get themselves a hero.
24/06/1999
01:19

Tommy's Face
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Tommy loses his face in the belt sander.
24/06/1999
01:05

How Do You Fight?
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The fight is postponed so Tweek and Craig can learn how to do it right.
24/06/1999
01:03

The Oppenheimer Technique
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Jimbo teaches Tweek the Oppenheimer Technique.
24/06/1999
01:44

Sumo Lessons
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Craig can't overpower Cartman's ass.
24/06/1999
01:24

Failing Home Ec.
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Kenny's failing Home Ec, but he's terrified of Shop class.
24/06/1999
00:53

Hospital Fight
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The boys admit to making stuff up to start the fight.
24/06/1999
01:53

Cartman vs. Board of Education
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Cartman is awarded $1.3 million in damages from South Park Elementary.
08/07/1999
02:20

The Island of Misfit Mascots
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The boys travel to the Island of Misfit Mascots.
08/07/1999
02:26

Sexual Harassment Law
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Sexual Harassment Panda teaches the class about sexual harassment.
08/07/1999
01:06

Cartman vs. Marsh
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Stan is found guilty of sexually harassing Cartman.
08/07/1999
00:53

Cartman's Settlement
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Kyle's dad suggests Cartman should sue South Park Elementary.
08/07/1999
01:26

Cutbacks at School
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South Park Elementary is bankrupt after Cartman's lawsuit win.
08/07/1999
01:44

1-555-SUE-THEM
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Kyle's Dad makes a commercial and Sexual Harassment Panda gets canned.
08/07/1999
01:17

Legal Problems
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Kyle's dad is now representing all of the students in Mr. Garrison's class.
08/07/1999
01:12

Panda Hunting
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The boys visit the School Board to try to track down Sexual Harassment Panda.
08/07/1999
01:18

Everyone vs. Everyone
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Everyone is suing everyone for sexual harassment.
08/07/1999
01:37

Democracy or Fascism
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Kyle's dad tries to explain democracy to Kyle.
08/07/1999