South Park

Get Your Turd Coat

Season 3 • 15/07/1999

Cartman finally gets a chance to collect some evidence on his babysitter.

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01:07

Not Taking Kindly
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The rednecks at the bar don't take kindly to eight-year-olds.
08/07/1999
01:52

Case Dismissed
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Everyone vs. Everyone is dismissed after intervention by Petey the Don't Sue People Panda.
08/07/1999
00:25

Public Service Announcement
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Petey the Don't Sue People Panda delivers a few words on frivolous lawsuits.
08/07/1999
02:37

Stupid Turd
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Mrs. Cartman hires Shelley to babysit Eric. Kitty is in heat and Shelley's boyfriend is on the way.
15/07/1999
02:33

Turd Tricks
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Shelley fools Cartman into thinking his mom got killed in a car accident to get him out of his room, while Skyler's band sings their song about Shelley.
15/07/1999
02:20

TURDS!
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Shelley tries out her new song with Skyler's Band. When they don't like it, Skyler throws them out. Kitty's desperate and tries to get it on with a fat cat.
15/07/1999
01:15

Artemis Clyde Frog
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Cartman plays Cowboy in his room.
15/07/1999
01:56

He's 22
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Shelley's older boyfriend shows up at the Cartman house and gives Eric a turd wedgie. Kitty gets aroused by Wild Animal World.
15/07/1999
01:11

Richard the Turd
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Cartman's night gets worse as Shelley and her 22-year-old boyfriend make out in the kitchen, and Kitty yearns for a tomcat.
15/07/1999
01:11

Polaroid
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Cartman snaps a Polaroid of Shelley and Skyler making out so he can show his mom, but Shelley has three more hours to get revenge.
15/07/1999
01:08

Get Your Turd Coat
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Shelley and her boyfriend want to lock Cartman in his room and go watch the meteor shower, but Cartman cunningly convinces Shelley to let him come too.
15/07/1999
01:08

Because I'm 12
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Cartman gets some dirt on Shelley and Skyler on his Speak and Record Bear. Skyler ditches Shelley when she won't put out, while Kitty puts out for any cat that'll have her.
15/07/1999
01:03

Cowboy Up
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Shelley's broken up over Skyler. Cartman feels bad and - with the help of Artemis Clyde Frog - offers to help her get him back.
15/07/1999
00:53

Cat Sex
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When Kitty comes home to an empty house, she invites all her tomcat friends over for a kitty party. Cartman and Shelley plan to get Skyler back.
15/07/1999
01:00

King Turd
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Cartman lures Skyler out of his house with his impression of a naked Selma Hayak on his Speak and Record Bear. Shelley trashes his guitar and leaves him a special message.
15/07/1999
01:23

Catnip
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Cartman and Shelley come home to a wild cat orgy. Skyler shows up and gets doused in catnip and the horny cats attack.
15/07/1999
02:03

Meteor Shower Party
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Stan goes to a party with his parents.
22/07/1999
01:23

Randy's Announcement
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Randy announces what happened in the hot tub.
22/07/1999
01:38

Awkward Randy
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Randy doesn't want to talk to Gerald.
22/07/1999
01:15

Finding the Box
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The Melvins find a box of women's clothing.
22/07/1999
01:18

Hot Tubbing
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The adults take a look at Mr. Mackey's hot tub.
22/07/1999