South Park

Cartmanland Security

Season 5 • 26/07/2001

Cartman is forced to let two people into the park every day so he can pay a security guard.

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01:14

Three's a Crowd
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Cartman admits Butters and Clyde into Cartmanland.
26/07/2001
02:05

The Book of Job
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The Book of Job doesn't change Kyle's mind about God
26/07/2001
00:49

Saturday Funeral
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Cartman attends his grandmother's funeral.
26/07/2001
01:10

Pennies From Heaven
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Cartman inherits one million dollars from his grandmother.
26/07/2001
00:34

Punishing J-Lo
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Kenny tells Stan and Kyle about Cartman's big windfall.
26/07/2001
01:30

Lines Lines Lines
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Cartman buys a failing theme park.
26/07/2001
01:15

Kyle's Hemorrhoid
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Cartman has a theme park; Kyle has a hemorrhoid.
26/07/2001
00:51

Amusing Himself
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Cartman enjoys alone time in his theme park.
26/07/2001
00:59

Cartmanland Commercial
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Stan and Kyle decide to go to Cartmanland, even though they're not wanted.
26/07/2001
00:44

Fence Hop and Pop
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Kyle pops his hemorrhoid trying to break into Cartmanland.
26/07/2001
01:07

Cartmanland Security
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Cartman is forced to let two people into the park every day so he can pay a security guard.
26/07/2001
01:00

Renouncing God
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Kyle renounces his faith in God because of Cartman and his sore hemorrhoid.
26/07/2001
01:00

Population Growth
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Cartman catches Stan trying to sneak into Cartmanland.
26/07/2001
00:24

Population Problem
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Running a theme park requires workers, who require money, which requires customers. Cartman is not happy.
26/07/2001
01:12

Money Quest
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Kyle's condition worsens after seeing a TV special about Cartman.
26/07/2001
01:03

Heaven into Hell
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Cartman asks for a refund on his theme park.
26/07/2001
00:31

No Will to Live
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Kyle seems to have given up on life.
26/07/2001
00:46

Losing it All
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Lawyers come and take all of Cartman's money.
26/07/2001
01:05

There is a God
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Kyle recovers after he learns Cartman is broke, and broken.
26/07/2001
00:48

Mom, Dad, You Got To See This
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Stan manually stimulates a dog nearly to orgasm
01/08/2001
01:53

That Guy With The Really Big Head
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Mr. Mackey and Ms. Choksondik talk about sex.
02/08/2001