South Park

Shut Up, Turds!

Season 3 E 15 • 01/12/1999

Shelley struggles through "I Saw Three Ships."

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Cartman gives Marvin up.
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Connelly and Sphinx give Kenny to Sally Struthers.
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General Cartman Lee
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For the Confederacy
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The Confederates decide to go against tradition and win.
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Fighting On
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The Confederates move to take Missouri.
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South Carolina Joins the Battle
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The South Park Confederates are joined by South Carolina.
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Shut Up, Turds!
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Shelley tries to sing "I Saw Three Ships" but her speech impediment gives her trouble. Stan and Kyle laugh at her, so she throws a piano at them.
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Kyle tries to teach everyone about Hanukkah.
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An introduction to Mr. Hankey's Christmas classics.
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Christmas Tree & Pie
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Cartman sings a personalized version of "O Holy Night."
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Merry F&*#ing Christmas
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Mr. Garrison attacks the rest of the world for the way they celebrate Christmas.
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Death by Tampon
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Cartman's Period
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Cartman is the first to get his period.
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Buying Maxi Pads
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Cartman takes his time buying maxi pads.
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Rod Stewart
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Jesus announces that he has booked Rod Stewart for a New Year's Eve concert.
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New Year's Eve
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After a bad Rod Stewart performance, the crowd turns on Jesus.
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