South Park

Shut Up, Turds!

Season 3 • 01/12/1999

Shelley struggles through "I Saw Three Ships."

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00:43

National Security
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The boys are taken away by the CIA.
18/11/1999
01:51

Sally Struthers
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Cartman gives Marvin up.
18/11/1999
00:51

Michael
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Connelly and Sphinx go to Africa.
18/11/1999
01:49

Welcome to Marklar
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The boys and Marvin stumble upon Marklar.
18/11/1999
00:42

Collateral
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Connelly and Sphinx give Kenny to Sally Struthers.
18/11/1999
02:00

A Refueled Confederacy
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The Confederates get more schnapps.
25/11/1999
01:58

General Cartman Lee
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Cartman shows up to the reenactment dressed as General Lee.
25/11/1999
01:06

For the Confederacy
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The Confederates decide to go against tradition and win.
25/11/1999
01:10

Fighting On
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The Confederates move to take Missouri.
25/11/1999
01:48

South Carolina Joins the Battle
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The South Park Confederates are joined by South Carolina.
25/11/1999
01:12

Shut Up, Turds!
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Shelley tries to sing "I Saw Three Ships" but her speech impediment gives her trouble. Stan and Kyle laugh at her, so she throws a piano at them.
01/12/1999
03:15

Hanukkah
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Kyle tries to teach everyone about Hanukkah.
02/12/1999
01:05

Mackey of the Bells
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Mr. Mackey sings "Carol of the Bells."
02/12/1999
01:59

A Present From Deep Inside of You
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An introduction to Mr. Hankey's Christmas classics.
02/12/1999
02:08

Christmas Tree & Pie
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Cartman sings a personalized version of "O Holy Night."
02/12/1999
02:19

Merry F&*#ing Christmas
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Mr. Garrison attacks the rest of the world for the way they celebrate Christmas.
02/12/1999
01:47

Death by Tampon
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Kenny dies from having a tampon shoved up his ass for a week.
29/12/1999
01:48

New Year's Eve
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After a bad Rod Stewart performance, the crowd turns on Jesus.
29/12/1999
01:34

Rod Stewart
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Jesus announces that he has booked Rod Stewart for a New Year's Eve concert.
29/12/1999
01:00

Cartman's Period
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Cartman is the first to get his period.
29/12/1999
01:03

Buying Maxi Pads
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Cartman takes his time buying maxi pads.
29/12/1999