South Park

Totally Screwed

Season 1 • 28/08/1997

Stan's Dad shows the mayor a graph of how totally screwed South Park is.

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00:45

Finding the Truth
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Wendy finds Cartman's essay, then learns of Mr. Garrison's plans.
21/08/1997
01:31

Must Stop Garrison
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Wendy warns the boys of Mr. Garrison's impending assassination attempt.
21/08/1997
01:01

Follow Your Dreams
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Cartman winds up on Geraldo for being incredibly obese.
21/08/1997
00:52

Oh My God, A Volcano!
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Stan's dad calls for help interpreting a smoking mountain.
27/08/1997
00:37

Stop, Drop and Roll
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Ned sets himself on fire and blows up Uncle jimbo's new hummer.
27/08/1997
03:03

The Legend of Scuzzlebutt
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Cartman sucks at telling scary stories.
28/08/1997
01:57

Scuzzlebutt Saved The Day
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Scuzzlebutt saves the boys from death by lava.
28/08/1997
01:36

Hot Lava
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After the volcano threat has died down, Stan shoots Scuzzlebutt.
28/08/1997
02:23

Rules of Hunting
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The boys leave to go hunting with Uncle jimbo and Ned.
28/08/1997
02:15

It's Coming Right For Us
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Stan won't shoot a rabbit, despite pressure from Uncle Uncle Jimbo and Cartman.
28/08/1997
01:37

Totally Screwed
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Stan's Dad shows the mayor a graph of how totally screwed South Park is.
28/08/1997
01:14

Cartman's Missing
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Cartman goes missing, and Uncle jimbo takes Kenny fishing instead of Stan.
28/08/1997
00:48

Let's Get Those Kids
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The mayor tells the town that the boys are in need of rescue.
28/08/1997
01:10

Cartman Pretends To Be Scuzzlebutt
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Uncle jimbo tries to shoot Scuzzlebutt, without realizing it's actually Cartman.
28/08/1997
01:15

Digging a Trench
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The mayor plans to dig a trench to save South Park.
28/08/1997
01:25

Duck & Cover
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Officer Barbrady shows an old film to help with volcano safety.
28/08/1997
00:43

Blown It's Top
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The volcano erupts, sparing Cartman at Kenny's expense.
28/08/1997
01:36

Special Treatment
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Mr. Garrison gives Stan special treatment because he is the star of the football team. After class Mr. Garrison tells Stan gay people are evil. evil.
04/09/1997
01:26

Ask Jesus
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Stan calls Jesus on his talk show to ask how to handle his gay dog. Just as Jesus is about to give his advice, the show ends and Stan is left frustrated and more confused.
04/09/1997
01:10

Big Gay Al
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A seemingly unwanted Sparky runs away and is found by Big Gay Al, who invites him to live in his gay animal sanctuary.
04/09/1997
01:07

Meet Sparky
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After setting up a dog fight between Sparky and Sylvester, the boys learn that Sparky is gay.
04/09/1997