South Park

Mind if I Touch Your Balls, Sir?

Season 16 E 1 • 14/03/2012

Cartman and the townspeople feel the effects of TSA delays.

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Ancient Alien Thanksgiving?!?
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01:06

Stuffing Shortage
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Cartman makes a horrifying discovery.
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01:18

The True Story Behind Thanksgiving
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Miles Standish returns to command the Pilgrim armies, and the battle for stuffing comes to an end.
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White Trash In Trouble
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The town watches as the police bust the McKormicks.
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The Soft Room
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Kenny and his siblings are introduced to their case worker.
17/11/2011
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A Strict Agnostic Household
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Cartman tries to find the new poor kid in school. Meanwhile, Kenny meets his foster parents.
17/11/2011
01:00

Karen's Guardian Angel
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Mysterion drops by the foster home to offer words of encouragement.
17/11/2011
00:57

I'm White Trash and I'm In Trouble?!?
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The Foster Parents get "in trouble", while the case worker tries to right his wrongs.
17/11/2011
02:03

Why'd You Leave The Seat Up, Son?
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Clyde leaves the seat up and his mom suffers the consequences.
14/03/2012
01:01

Mind if I Touch Your Balls, Sir?
South ParkS16 E1

Cartman and the townspeople feel the effects of TSA delays.
14/03/2012
01:00

Toilet Safety Administration
South ParkS16 E1

The TSA pays a visit to Cartman's house.
15/03/2012
01:38

Security Breach
South ParkS16 E1

Inside the TSA headquarters, something goes awry.
15/03/2012
02:21

Sir Harrington
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The entire town holds a sueance and learns the true way to use a toilet.
15/03/2012
00:50

That's Not What I Said
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Cartman recounts the day's events to Clyde.
15/03/2012
01:09

You've Grown Up, Billy
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The Marsh family visits Grandpa, and Stan is given a not-so-awesome present.
21/03/2012
00:34

Walking Cash
South ParkS16 E2

With the help of Butters, Cartman solicits jewelry for his new Cash 4 Gold business.
22/03/2012
02:30

Here's a Good'un
South ParkS16 E2

During a live airing of the jewelry show, Stan calls in with a special request for the host.
22/03/2012
01:12

You so CLEVER!
South ParkS16 E2

Cartman visits an Asian gem store and realizes he's not getting a good deal.
22/03/2012
01:36

What Are You Waiting For?
South ParkS16 E2

The old people continue to call in to the jewelry show and finally convince Dean to commit suicide.
22/03/2012
02:50

The Dangers of Memeing
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The class watches an educational film on the deadly consequences of memeing.
29/03/2012