South Park

Can Opener?

Season 1 • 20/11/1997

The McCormicks celebrate Thanksgiving.

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01:23

Show and Tell
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Starvin' Marvin is brought to class for show and tell.
20/11/1997
00:43

Back To The Poor Country With You
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Principal Victoria tries to explain to the boys why they can't keep Marvin. She makes a call to have him sent back.
20/11/1997
00:32

Wrong Starving Child
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Starvin' Marvin is hanging out at Cartman's house watching television. Two Secret Service agents show up to get him, but take Cartman instead.
20/11/1997
00:59

Pissed Off Turkeys
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During the food drive, the turkeys show up and attack. The mayor finally realizes that the true threat are the turkeys.
20/11/1997
01:12

Cartman on TV
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Starvin' Marvin is watching TV and sees the Sally Struthers infomercial starring Cartman.
20/11/1997
00:34

More Funding
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Cartman is searching for food in Africa when he sees the Red Cross. They don't have enough funds to help him, unfortunately but give him a sports watch.
20/11/1997
01:10

Braveheart
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Chef gives the town of South Park a motivational speech before leading them into battle against the evil turkeys.
20/11/1997
00:28

I'm Sorry God
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Cartman loses strength as he searches for food. He prays to God before passing out.
20/11/1997
00:54

Sally Struthers
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Sally Struthers hides snacks.
20/11/1997
00:32

Back Home
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The Red Cross comes for Cartman and Marvin is sent back to his country, taking all the dead turkeys with him.
20/11/1997
00:30

Can Opener?
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The McCormicks sit down to a Thanksgiving dinner of canned green beans. Unfortunately, they don't have a can opener.
20/11/1997
00:34

We'll Show Them
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Mr. Hankey agrees to go to school with Kyle in the morning so they can show everyone the true Spirit of Christmas, and prove that Kyle's not crazy after all.
17/12/1997
01:19

Acute Fecalphelia
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Mr. Hankey is causing Kyle more problems instead of spreading Christmas spirit. Counselor Mackey thinks Kyle is a fecalpheliac.
17/12/1997
00:55

Offensively Non-Offensive
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The boys commit Kyle to a mental institution before he and his fecalphelia can hurt anyone else.
17/12/1997
01:31

Kyle's Mom's a Bitch Song
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Mr. Hankey comes to life while Cartman sings about Kyle's mom being a bitch. When poop mysteriously lands on Cartman's face, everyone blames Kyle.
17/12/1997
01:33

Dance Damn You!
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The people of South Park are busy taking down everything they find offensive for the Christmas season, even mistletoe. Mr. Hankey won't come alive for Kyle's friends.
17/12/1997
02:18

Dress Rehearsal
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Mrs. Broflovski feels the school Christmas play shouldn't have a nativity scene. She is outraged that her Jewish son, Kyle, is set to play Joseph.
17/12/1997
00:44

Mr. Hankey Construction Set
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A live action commercial for the Mr. Hankey Construction Set. You can make your own. Fun for the whole family.
17/12/1997
02:46

A Jew on Christmas
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The boys won't let Kyle join in on any of the Holiday activities because he's Jewish. Kyle sings a song about feeling lonely and left out on Christmas.
17/12/1997
01:15

Merry Christmas Kyle Broflovski
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Everyone believes in Mr. Hanky. Kyle is released from the mental hospital and Kenny makes it through the episode without dying.
17/12/1997
01:56

Non-offensive Christmas Icon
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The people of South Park are in an uproar about the Nativity Scene being displayed in front the Capitol Office. When the mayor calls for a new icon, Kyle suggests Mr. Hankey.
17/12/1997