South Park

I Can't Be Dead!

Season 9 • 14/04/2005

Cartman thinks he's dead.

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The Chosen One
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Kenny learns he was chosen to help God defeat the armies of Satan because of his Sony PSP skills.
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03:37

Bat Daded
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Randy disqualifies South Park by getting into a fight with Bat Dad.
07/04/2005
00:55

Whistling Willy's
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The boys discuss their best bet is to throw the next game without there parents knowing.
07/04/2005
00:41

Eggs & Beer
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Randy begins his first day of training.
07/04/2005
01:01

Baseball All Summer?
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Randy looks forward to his next fight.
07/04/2005
00:37

Kyle Schwartz
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Cousin Kyle shows up to lose some baseball.
07/04/2005
01:51

Not Gonna Go
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Randy decides to skip the game.
07/04/2005
01:37

Cartman Haunts Butters
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Cartman threatens to haunt Butters for the rest of his life.
14/04/2005
02:36

Make it Right(Montage)
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Cartman makes up for his sins with gift baskets.
14/04/2005
01:14

Fried Chicken
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Cartman eats all the delicious skin off the Kentucky Fried Chicken when nobody's looking.
14/04/2005
01:27

I Can't Be Dead!
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Cartman thinks he's dead.
14/04/2005
00:49

A New Toilet
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Cartman's mom gets banged by the plumber.
14/04/2005
01:09

Butters' Mental Problems
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Butters is admitted to a mental center because he's seeing Cartman's ghost.
14/04/2005
02:15

Anonymous Question Box
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Mr. Mackey reads to class from the anonymous questions box.
21/04/2005
01:19

Bathroom Retreat
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Jimmy gets a little too excited for the upcoming talent show.
21/04/2005
01:37

Doctor Pal
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Jimmy's parents call in Dr. Pal to help with his problem.
21/04/2005
01:00

It Sneezes Milk
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Butters gives Jimmy advice on what to do about his erections.
21/04/2005
01:42

Buca di Faggoncini
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Cartman helps Jimmy wine and dine Shauna.
21/04/2005
01:26

A Hard Routine
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Jimmy makes it to the talent show just in time.
21/04/2005
01:58

I Broke the Dam!
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Stan confesses to breaking the dam, but the townspeople all want to share the blame.
20/10/2005
01:26

Randy's Theory
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As Randy testifies at the State Capitol, scientists prove that global warming is going to strike two days before the day after tomorrow, which is today.
20/10/2005