South Park

Drugs Are Bad

Season 2 • 28/05/1998

Mr. Mackey talks to the class about drugs.

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Go Dog Go
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You Will Respect My Authoritah!
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Cartman, newly deputized, pulls a car over for speeding and sees to it that things quickly get out of hand.
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One Day At A Time
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Domestic Disturbance
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02:16

Drugs Are Bad
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Mr. Mackey stops by to give the class a few crucial facts about drugs. Namely, that they're bad.
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Mr. Mackey Gets Fired
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When Mr. Mackey's sample of marijuana is stolen during his presentation, Principal Victoria has no choice but to let him go.
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Mackey Takes a Drink
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Chased from the street by hecklers, Mr. Mackey ducks into a bar and has a drink.
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Must Save Ike
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Kyle's parents confirm what a bris is. Kyle must save his little brother.
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Ike's Funeral
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At Ike's pseudo-funeral, Kyle learns that he was adopted. Kyle tells his parents the truth.
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