South Park

Stop Crying Turd

Season 8 • 11/11/2004

Stan's sister's protection comes at a price.

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01:03

The Same Mistake
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The people of South Park will never learn their lesson about consumerism.
04/11/2004
02:14

Oh, HAMBURGERS!
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Butters is forced outside to play and comes face to face with Trent Boyett.
10/11/2004
01:08

Beep Once for Yes, Twice for No
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Miss Claridge beeps once for yes and twice for no.
10/11/2004
04:36

The Boys Pee on Their Teacher
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The boys fear for their lives when Trent Boyett is released from juvie.
11/11/2004
03:09

Yes Yes
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Miss Claridge catches on fire again and Trent goes back to jail.
11/11/2004
00:58

Trent's Release
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Trent Boyett makes his exit from juvenile hall.
11/11/2004
01:17

Massive Snuggie
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The boys visit Butters in the hospital.
11/11/2004
02:05

Your Mom's Boobs
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The boys ask the sixth graders for protection.
11/11/2004
01:04

Hottest Tits I've Ever Seen
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The boys enlist sixth graders as bodyguards.
11/11/2004
01:48

Texas Chili Bowl
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Trent Boyett beats up the sixth graders.
11/11/2004
01:17

Stop Crying Turd
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Stan's sister's protection comes at a price.
11/11/2004
01:17

Dude, Bail?
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The boys' news show gets incredible ratings.
17/11/2004
02:10

Poor People Don't Watch the News
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After watching Craig's show, the boys are determined to make a better show.
18/11/2004
01:56

I Feel Bowling Ball-ish
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The boys drink cough syrup.
18/11/2004
01:51

Tigger Yum Yum
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"Sexy Action News Team Special Report: Cough Medicine Abuse in School" -- it's the report you can't afford to miss.
18/11/2004
01:49

Super School News
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The boys anchor the South Park Elementary closed circuit news broadcast.
18/11/2004
01:32

4 Rating
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Mr. Meryl cancels the boys' news program.
18/11/2004
01:38

Sexy Action School News Team
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The boys decide to revamp their show's image and rename it "Sexy Action News Team." Cartman pulls Tolkien aside and asks him to speak more "white" on the air.
18/11/2004
01:25

Panda Bear Madness Minute
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A new Sexy Action News show debuts.
18/11/2004
01:35

Who's Got Skid Marks Monday
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Jimmy stands up for real journalism.
18/11/2004
01:44

Close-Up Animals with a Wide Angle Lens Wearing Hats
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The boys are going to fail their extra-curricular A/V class.
18/11/2004