South Park

Not As Beautiful As You

Season 1 • 20/11/1997

The turkeys murder a happy couple.

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01:06

Incredible Advances in Topical Cream
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Chef tries to tell the doctor that his pinkeye diagnosis was wrong. The doctor disagrees with him and a gang of zombies come in and attack.
30/10/1997
01:06

A Pile of Money and No Pants On
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While trick-or-treating, Kenny continues attacking people. Chef tries to warn the mayor and Officer Barbrady about the zombies.
30/10/1997
00:41

Cheap Bastards
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As the boys trick-or-treat, Kenny keeps attacking. The boys stumble on a Klansman's home.
30/10/1997
01:23

Make Love Even When I'm Dead
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The boys and Chef arrive at the morgue. Suddenly, the zombies attack and Chef gets bitten.
30/10/1997
01:04

Kenny Lives (and Dies)
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The boys gather around Kenny's grave and reminisce. After they leave, Kenny rises from the grave, but is immediately killed.
30/10/1997
00:48

Well, I'm No Biologist
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Mephisto shows Chef the rapid rate at which his turkeys' DNA is multiplying. Chef understands and is here to help.
19/11/1997
01:44

Sports Watch
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While watching the "Terrance and Phillip Thanksgiving Special," the boys see an infomercial to help starving children. Donating will get them a free watch, so they do it.
20/11/1997
02:03

Mutant Turkeys Are Back
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At the food drive, Kenny grabs a can of string beans. The turkeys return and Chef gives orders to the town on how to protect themselves.
20/11/1997
00:59

Evil Turkeys
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While trying to figure out how to get food to the needy, the mayor gets a visit from Mephisto. All of his genetically-engineered turkeys have escaped and they are pure evil.
20/11/1997
01:31

We Found An Ethernopian
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When the doorbell rings at Cartman's house, the boys expect to get their free digital watch. Instead, they get Starvin' Marvin, an Ethiopian child.
20/11/1997
00:35

Not As Beautiful As You
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A happy couple in love is taking a romantic stroll around Stark's Pond. All of sudden, the evil turkeys show up and ruthlessly kill them.
20/11/1997
00:56

King Jimmy's Buffet
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The boys take Marvin to KJ's Buffet.
20/11/1997
01:23

Show and Tell
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Starvin' Marvin is brought to class for show and tell.
20/11/1997
00:43

Back To The Poor Country With You
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Principal Victoria tries to explain to the boys why they can't keep Marvin. She makes a call to have him sent back.
20/11/1997
00:32

Wrong Starving Child
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Starvin' Marvin is hanging out at Cartman's house watching television. Two Secret Service agents show up to get him, but take Cartman instead.
20/11/1997
00:59

Pissed Off Turkeys
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During the food drive, the turkeys show up and attack. The mayor finally realizes that the true threat are the turkeys.
20/11/1997
01:12

Cartman on TV
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Starvin' Marvin is watching TV and sees the Sally Struthers infomercial starring Cartman.
20/11/1997
00:34

More Funding
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Cartman is searching for food in Africa when he sees the Red Cross. They don't have enough funds to help him, unfortunately but give him a sports watch.
20/11/1997
01:10

Braveheart
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Chef gives the town of South Park a motivational speech before leading them into battle against the evil turkeys.
20/11/1997
00:28

I'm Sorry God
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Cartman loses strength as he searches for food. He prays to God before passing out.
20/11/1997
00:54

Sally Struthers
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Sally Struthers hides snacks.
20/11/1997