South Park

Cartman Calls Himself

Season 10 E 13 • 09/11/2006

Cartman tells himself to be patient.

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01:30

Butters Freezes Cartman
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Cartman buries himself in snow in the mountains.
02/11/2006
01:23

Cartman Wants a Wii
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Mrs. Garrison throws a fit over the theory of evolution.
02/11/2006
01:29

Retard Babies & Butt Sex
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Mrs. Garrison begins a lesson on his theory of evolution as Cartman freaks out about waiting for the Wii.
02/11/2006
01:14

Cartman Can't Wait 3 Weeks
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Cartman can't fall asleep and goes insane.
02/11/2006
01:32

Dawkins Bangs Garrison
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Mrs. Garrison and Richard Dawkins' date goes well.
02/11/2006
00:45

Retard Alert
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When Stan suggests God might exist, Mrs. Garrison calls him a retard and puts him in the dunce chair.
02/11/2006
00:54

Dawning of the Sea Otters
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Cart man's life is threatened in the future.
02/11/2006
01:37

Cartman Offers to Suck Kyle's Balls
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Future Cartman tries to prevent Get Kyle to help him.
09/11/2006
00:51

Laser 7 Output
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Cartman can't play his Nintendo Wii because it won't connect to his float screen.
09/11/2006
01:21

Kill the Wise One!
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The Wise One denounces the upcoming war.
09/11/2006
01:01

Cartman Calls Himself
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Cartman tells himself to be patient.
09/11/2006
01:14

Future Cartman Yells At Butters
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Cartman tries to get Butters to warn his past self about the future.
09/11/2006
01:28

Atheist War
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The leaders of the three atheist factions argue about whose organization has the best name.
09/11/2006
02:23

We Are the Champions
South ParkS10 E14

Nelson loses all hope after Stan's pee wee team is brutally beaten by the Detroit Red Wings.
16/11/2006
01:00

Bike Towed
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Stan's bike gets towed because of overdue tickets.
16/11/2006
01:33

Coaching Deal
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Stan tries to get his bike back from the county.
16/11/2006
01:08

Something to Prove
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Stan's Dad is convinced that Stan is coaching pee wee hockey in order to prove something to himself.
16/11/2006
01:17

Hockey Nightmare
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Stan's dad has a nightmare about Stan's pee wee hockey days.
16/11/2006
01:44

The Big Leagues
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Denver County doesn't show for the big game at The Pepsi Center, so Stan's team has to play the Red Wings instead.
16/11/2006
01:39

You Can't Say That on Television
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Randy' category on "Wheel of Fortune" is "People Who Annoy You."
08/03/2007
02:03

RACE WAR!
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Stan stands up for his father when Tolkien gets anger.
08/03/2007