South Park

Anal Miracle

Season 9 • 08/12/2005

Cardinal Mallory determines the bleeding statue is a miracle.

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01:37

Busting Out Willzyx
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The boys break into Sea Park to free Willzyx.
01/12/2005
01:03

Looking For Cheap Flights
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Kyle hides Willzyx in his room while he tries to find a cheap flight to the moon.
01/12/2005
00:53

Mexican Space Program
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Stan and Craig find the cheapest flight to the moon.
01/12/2005
02:15

Gun Fight
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The boys escape from the cops with the help of animal rights activists.
01/12/2005
01:16

Butter Dirty, Line Cutter
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Stan's Dad tries to cut ahead of everyone in line to see the Virgin Mary.
07/12/2005
02:23

I Just Really Like Beer
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Randy goes to an AA meeting.
08/12/2005
01:08

Dad's Drunk
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Stan's Dad shows up drunk to drive the boys home from karate practice.
08/12/2005
01:46

A Big loser Like Stan's Dad
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Stan's Dad talks to Stan's class about drunk driving.
08/12/2005
01:32

Daddy's Very Sick
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Stan comes home after school to find his dad drunk on the couch.
08/12/2005
01:30

Anal Bleeding
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Randy decides his only hope is to be cured by a bleeding Virgin Mary statue.
08/12/2005
00:59

Anal Miracle
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Cardinal Mallory determines the bleeding statue is a miracle.
08/12/2005
00:47

Divine Ass Blood
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Randy insists on visiting the statue in hopes of being cured.
08/12/2005
01:32

4 Beers
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Stan teaches his dad a lesson about moderation and discipline.
08/12/2005
00:58

Darth Chef
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The Super Adventure Club create Darth Cook.
22/03/2006
01:07

First Taste of New Chef
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Chef is back in school, but he's changed.
22/03/2006
01:11

Chef's Eulogy
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Kyle eulogizes Chef.
22/03/2006
01:01

Molestation Demonstration
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Detective Jarvis humps a doll to demonstrate molestation to the class.
22/03/2006
02:02

Chef Returns
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Chef returns to South Park.
22/03/2006
03:49

Death of Chef
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Chef dies a gruesome death.
22/03/2006
03:33

Come on, People Now
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Stan sees only one way to get all of South Park driving hybrid cars: write a song about it.
29/03/2006
00:58

Moving to San Francisco!
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Kyle's dad announces that the family is moving to San Francisco.
30/03/2006