South Park

No Choice

Season 5 E 7 • 02/08/2001

Principal Victoria decides to start kindergarten sexual education.

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02:05

The Book of Job
South ParkS5 E6

The Book of Job doesn't change Kyle's mind about God
26/07/2001
01:30

Lines Lines Lines
South ParkS5 E6

Cartman buys a failing theme park.
26/07/2001
01:15

Kyle's Hemorrhoid
South ParkS5 E6

Cartman has a theme park; Kyle has a hemorrhoid.
26/07/2001
00:59

Cartmanland Commercial
South ParkS5 E6

Stan and Kyle decide to go to Cartmanland, even though they're not wanted.
26/07/2001
00:44

Fence Hop and Pop
South ParkS5 E6

Kyle pops his hemorrhoid trying to break into Cartmanland.
26/07/2001
00:46

Losing it All
South ParkS5 E6

Lawyers come and take all of Cartman's money.
26/07/2001
00:48

Mom, Dad, You Got To See This
South ParkS5 E7

Stan manually stimulates a dog nearly to orgasm
01/08/2001
02:20

Do You Touch Yourself?
South ParkS5 E7

Mr. Mackey and Ms. Choksondik have sex.
02/08/2001
01:11

Red Rocket
South ParkS5 E7

Cartman manually stimulates a dog to orgasm.
02/08/2001
01:10

The Man Takes His Penis ?
South ParkS5 E7

Mr. Mackey can't remember how sex works because it's been too long.
02/08/2001
00:43

No Choice
South ParkS5 E7

Principal Victoria decides to start kindergarten sexual education.
02/08/2001
00:30

The Filthy Sanchez
South ParkS5 E7

The kindergartners remember the sexual positions Mr. Garrison has taught them
02/08/2001
01:10

Trash Can Gold
South ParkS5 E8

Cartman finds a tampon in the bathroom trash.
09/08/2001
00:43

Towel Call
South ParkS5 E8

The boys find Towelie by talking about water.
09/08/2001
00:27

Towelie Merchandise
South ParkS5 E8

A Towelie merchandise commercial.
09/08/2001
01:09

Riding Towelie
South ParkS5 E8

Towelie gets high to try and remember where the base is.
09/08/2001
00:38

Military Failure
South ParkS5 E8

With Towelie still at large, the military decides to blow up Colorado.
09/08/2001
01:37

Worst Character Ever
South ParkS5 E8

The boys escape and get back to South Park alive.
09/08/2001
01:40

Looks Like We're Going To Afghanistan
South ParkS5 E9

The boys accidentally get locked on the military plane to Afghanistan.
08/11/2001
01:15

Remember When Life Used To Be Simple?
South ParkS5 E9

The boys remember when life used to be simple and cool.
08/11/2001
00:54

Towelie Ban
South ParkS5 E9

The Post Office won't fly over Afghanistan, so the boys can't mail back the goat.
08/11/2001