South Park

Jews Can't Play Basketball

Season 9 • 10/03/2005

Kyle is crushed when does not make the all-state basketball team.

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Abortion Lessons
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The mountain lion cubs learn how to perform abortions.
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02:45

The Antichrist is Born
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Santa is pissed when the Antichrist is born.
16/12/2004
03:11

Kyle's Abortion
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The mountain cubs give Kyle an abortion.
16/12/2004
02:29

Stan Meets the Critters
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Stan meets the Woodland Critters.
16/12/2004
02:35

Stan Builds a Manger
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Stan builds the Critters a manger for their coming Savior.
16/12/2004
01:44

Orphaned Cubs
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Stan kills a mountain lion, mother of three.
16/12/2004
01:43

Blood Orgy
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The Critters have a blood orgy.
16/12/2004
01:32

Voice of Guilt
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Stan tries to watch television to forget his problems.
16/12/2004
01:35

The Critters Attack Stan
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The critters use their evil powers to stop Stan from taking down the manger.
16/12/2004
00:44

The Perfect Host
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Kyle is the perfect human vessel for the Critters' Antichrist.
16/12/2004
02:18

Jews Can't Play Basketball
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Kyle is crushed when does not make the all-state basketball team.
10/03/2005
02:40

My Scrotum!
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Mrs. Garrison doesn't save her balls from exploding in Kyle's knees and decides to stay a woman.
10/03/2005
00:32

Mr. Garrison Has Titties
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Mrs. Garrison introduces herself to the boys.
10/03/2005
01:18

Negroplasty
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Kyle consults Dr. Biber on how to become tall and black.
10/03/2005
01:17

I Don't Like Vaginas
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Mr. Garrison never stopped to think about how Mr. Slave would feel about his new vagina.
10/03/2005
01:17

Dolphinoplasty
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Mr. Broflovski's tempted to turn himself into a dolphin.
10/03/2005
01:09

Garrison Goes Wild
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Mrs. Garrison assumes that she's pregnant.
10/03/2005
00:33

Jewfin
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The kids are shocked by the transformation of the Broflovski Family.
10/03/2005
00:45

Mr. Man
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Mrs. Garrison wants his organs back, now!
10/03/2005
00:44

Lawfin
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The all-state arena isn't properly equipped for transpecies with special needs.
10/03/2005
01:50

Buzz Killer
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Cartman blasts Slayer at Hippie Jam Fest.
16/03/2005