South Park

Cartman Needs a Miracle

Season 11 E 8 • 03/10/2007

Cartman prays for a miracle.

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01:46

PEEPS!
South ParkS11 E5

Stan and Kyle's meeting with Professor Teabag is interrupted by ninjas. Stan and Kyle escape the house just before a detonation of Peeps.
04/04/2007
02:02

Scissor Me Timbers
South ParkS11 E6

After going to Les Bos with her new friend Allison, Garrison learns the finer points of scissoring.
11/04/2007
01:39

Writing Eses
South ParkS11 E6

The boys try to get their essays from the day laborers, but instead of writing essays, they wrote letters to their "eses."
11/04/2007
01:15

Cartman Jumps the Homeless
South ParkS11 E7

The park is full of homeless people which gives Cartman the perfect idea.
19/04/2007
01:24

I Don't Have Change!
South ParkS11 E7

Randy is harassed by change thirsty homeless people.
19/04/2007
01:25

Kyle's Dad Becomes Homeless
South ParkS11 E7

Gerald Broflovski, Kyle's Dad ventures into the crowds of homeless people and becomes one of them.
19/04/2007
01:01

Let Us In!
South ParkS11 E7

The number of people stranded on the rooftop increases.
19/04/2007
01:10

Suicide Takes Forever
South ParkS11 E7

Gerald Broflovski and other homeless people invade the homeless researcher's home in a search for change. But for the researcher, there is only one painful choice to make.
19/04/2007
01:02

Class Disturbance
South ParkS11 E8

Cartman's Tourette's is making school even more tedious for Kyle.
03/10/2007
02:48

Tourette's Children
South ParkS11 E8

Mr. Donaldson comes to school to promote Tourette's understanding. Kyle has to meet some children with Tourette's, where he learns how sad it really is.
03/10/2007
01:00

Cartman Needs a Miracle
South ParkS11 E8

As Dateline begins, Cartman prays to God for a miracle, since it is partly His fault.
03/10/2007
01:23

Pedophile Panic
South ParkS11 E8

Kyle's plan to stop the taping of Dateline, by having pedophiles show up and kill themselves, is a success. Craig and Thomas become friends.
03/10/2007
02:19

Randy Takes a Crap
South ParkS11 E9

Randy has been constipated for three weeks. When he finally takes a crap, it's so big he can't help but show it off.
10/10/2007
01:02

Randy's Ultrasound
South ParkS11 E9

Randy gets an ultrasound and sees his growing crap for the first time. News comes that Randy has to fly to Zurich to take the crap, against doctor's orders.
10/10/2007
00:39

Bono's Secret
South ParkS11 E9

Belvis, the butler, reveals that Bono is a piece of crap.
10/10/2007
02:29

Those Aren't Ideas, They're Special FX
South ParkS11 E10

M. Night, Michael Bay and Mel Gibson are all asked for ideas on how to beat the terrorist in Imaginationland.
17/10/2007
01:55

Suicide Bomber
South ParkS11 E10

As the Mayor introduces the Boys to Imaginationland, A suicide bomber rushes into the crowd.
17/10/2007
02:54

Get That F*&%ing Leprechaun
South ParkS11 E10

The Boys capture a leprechaun in the woods.
17/10/2007
01:22

The Justice System & Cartman's Balls
South ParkS11 E10

Cartman takes Kyle to court. The judge rules in favor of Cartman forcing Kyle to suck his balls.
17/10/2007
01:06

Sultan's Balls
South ParkS11 E10

Just as Kyle is arriving to Cartman's party, the general shows up and takes him away.
17/10/2007
00:40

Woodland Critters
South ParkS11 E11

Butters, Snarf and the Lollipop king retreat into the gum drop forest while the evil characters plan their next attack.
24/10/2007