South Park

Don't Touch Your Eyes

Season 1 • 30/10/1997

The morticians are diagnosed with pinkeye.

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01:07

Are You Looking at My Headgear?
South ParkS1 E5

Shelley puts Stan's head through a TV for looking at her headgear.
11/09/1997
01:46

Love Gravy
South ParkS1 E5

Elton John and Chef serenade the elephant and Fluffy into the right mood for makin' love.
11/09/1997
01:17

Lusciously Sorry
South ParkS1 E5

The giant clone microwaves Kenny but is no match for Shelley. Mephesto puts the creature out of its misery and apologizes for toying with God's creations.
11/09/1997
01:29

Grandpa's Birthday
South ParkS1 E6

At Grandpa Marsh's 102nd birthday party he asks Stan to kill him, but Stan refuses.
18/09/1997
01:18

Toilet Humor
South ParkS1 E6

"Terrance and Phillip" is a popular show amongst the boys, but not with their moms. Grandpa keeps trying to get Stan to kill him.
18/09/1997
00:41

P.T.A. Meeting
South ParkS1 E6

The P.T.A. meet and decide to not only boycott "Terrance and Phillip," but the whole network. Mr. Garrison seems to have caught Kenny's explosive diarrhea.
18/09/1997
01:21

Old Age Experience
South ParkS1 E6

Grandpa locks Stan in a room and plays him Enya to illustrate the nightmare that is old age. Stan agrees to kill him after the experience.
18/09/1997
00:58

The Cow Pulley
South ParkS1 E6

The boys try to simulate a natural death by dropping a cow on Grandpa's head. The first protestor kills himself against the wall of Cartoon Central.
18/09/1997
01:39

The Ghost of Grandpa's Grandpa
South ParkS1 E6

Death gets so mad about "Terrance and Phillip" that he kills Kenny. Grandpa's grandpa appears as a ghost and tells him to let nature run its course.
18/09/1997
01:30

Hitler For Halloween
South ParkS1

The boys wait for the bus in their costumes on Halloween day. Kenny shows up and they think he still alive.
30/10/1997
00:29

Don't Touch Your Eyes
South ParkS1

The morticians see a doctor because they're bodies are reacting to zombie Kenny's bites. They are diagnosed with pinkeye.
30/10/1997
01:36

Zombie Attack
South ParkS1

The zombie Morticians go after South Park residents. At lunch, the boys wonder why Kenny won't eat. Then he attacks a student.
30/10/1997
01:00

Hitler Is Cool
South ParkS1

Principal Victoria tries to teach Cartman that Hitler is bad but Cartman finds him cool. She then tries to make him a ghost costume, but he ends up dressed as a Klansman.
30/10/1997
00:41

Cheap Bastards
South ParkS1

As the boys trick-or-treat, Kenny keeps attacking. The boys stumble on a Klansman's home.
30/10/1997
01:04

Kenny Lives (and Dies)
South ParkS1

The boys gather around Kenny's grave and reminisce. After they leave, Kenny rises from the grave, but is immediately killed.
30/10/1997
01:40

The Battle Against The Turkeys
South ParkS1 E8

The town wins it's battle against the turkeys. The Secret Service agents come back for Starvin' Marvin and he leaves with a turkey.
20/11/1997
01:42

Turkeys
South ParkS1 E8

Mr. Garrison announces to the class that South Park is initiating a canned food drive. Without warning, a flock of turkeys invade the room and then take off.
20/11/1997
01:31

We Found An Ethernopian
South ParkS1 E8

When the doorbell rings at Cartman's house, the boys expect to get their free digital watch. Instead, they get Starvin' Marvin, an Ethiopian child.
20/11/1997
01:12

Cartman on TV
South ParkS1 E8

Starvin' Marvin is watching TV and sees the Sally Struthers infomercial starring Cartman.
20/11/1997
01:10

Braveheart
South ParkS1 E8

Chef gives the town of South Park a motivational speech before leading them into battle against the evil turkeys.
20/11/1997
00:28

I'm Sorry God
South ParkS1 E8

Cartman loses strength as he searches for food. He prays to God before passing out.
20/11/1997