South Park

J-Lo Has A Chainsaw

Season 7 • 17/04/2003

Jennifer Lopez goes after Cartman with a chainsaw.

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Full Fledge Retard
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Cartman tries to knock himself into a flashback.
10/04/2003
01:41

Cartman in 1776 (Music Montage)
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Cartman flashes back to 1776.
10/04/2003
01:29

Official Messenger Boy
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Cartman is told to deliver the Declaration of Independence to the Continental Congress.
10/04/2003
00:45

How Very Very Relevant
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Congress argues over war.
10/04/2003
01:39

Saying One Thing and Doing Another
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Cartman learns about the origins of war protesting.
10/04/2003
00:57

Don't Forget The Hot Sauce, Chulo
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Cartman's J-Lo records a hit single.
16/04/2003
02:52

Taco-Flavor Kisses
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Record execs love Cartman's J-Lo.
17/04/2003
01:46

I Eat Tacos & Burritos
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Cartman entertains the Latino Endowment Committee.
17/04/2003
01:27

Jennifer Lopez Gets Dropped
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Jennifer Lopez gets dropped and seeks revenge.
17/04/2003
02:32

Taco Flavored Kisses For My Ben
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Ben Affleck professes his love for Cartman's hand.
17/04/2003
01:43

J-Lo Has A Chainsaw
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Jennifer Lopez goes after Cartman with a chainsaw.
17/04/2003
01:06

Off the Case
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Four kids playing FBI claim jurisdiction over the boys' case.
24/04/2003
01:52

Butters' Interrogation
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While Butters tries to give a semen sample, the boys leave to investigate a tip.
24/04/2003
01:17

Made Official
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The boys are made official Junior Detectives and ordered to bust a meth lab.
24/04/2003
01:03

The Meth Lab
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The boys go down to the meth lab and neutralize the perps.
24/04/2003
01:59

Hit the Showers
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The boys get chewed out and hazed by the police.
24/04/2003
01:01

The Laundromat Reopens
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The boys decide they'd rather play laundromat than play detective.
24/04/2003
02:36

$10,000, 31 Black
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The citizens of South Park hit a long shot bet, then squander all their money trying to win again.
30/04/2003
01:12

Chicken Soup, Dayquil & Sprite
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Stan cures the town of SARS.
30/04/2003
00:55

Johnny Many Moons
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The boys watch Native American standup comedy.
01/05/2003
01:58

Love Is A Battle Field
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The boys stand in the street to block the bulldozers and are joined - eventually -- by the rest of South Park.
01/05/2003