South Park

Cartman's Audition

Season 2 • 03/09/1998

Cartman performs his audition at the Cheesy Poofs van.

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Behind the Scenes
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Officer Barbrady accompanies Stan and Kyle to the plane-arium and shows them firsthand exactly how easy it is to be a criminal in South Park.
02/09/1998
00:34

Be Sure To Watch
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Cartman calls around to all his friends to let them know just how famous he's become.
02/09/1998
00:33

No Match For Me
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Dr. Adams doesn't have trouble enticing people to the plane-arium by putting them under hypnosis.
02/09/1998
00:24

Lame
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Cartman watches his Cheesy Poofs commercial air on "Terrance and Phillip." His portrayal is less than ideal, but he doesn't seem to mind.
02/09/1998
00:30

Officer Presley
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Mr. Mackey is onto Dr. Adams' evil scheme and arrives just in time. Unfortunately, he's no match for Officer Presley's, er, Barbrady's firepower.
02/09/1998
01:21

Planetariums Suck Ass
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Cartman arrives at the plane-arium, but no one will pay him any attention.
02/09/1998
00:41

Cheesy Poofs Commercial
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Cartman learns the hard way just how unglamorous the industry can be.
02/09/1998
01:28

Barnaby Jones Reruns
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The boys are on their eighth day of a Barnaby Jones marathon in class, and Mr. Garrison isn't showing any signs of letting up. Luckily, a field trip is just around the corner.
03/09/1998
01:58

Haiku
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Cartman brags to the class about his Cheesy Poof Talent Show success.
03/09/1998
01:01

Constellations
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The boys settle in for a boring plane-arium show and learn about constellations.
03/09/1998
00:32

Cartman's Audition
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Cartman sneaks out of the plane-arium to audition at the Cheesy Poofs Talent Show van.
03/09/1998
00:31

Laser James Taylor
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The boys leave the plane-arium show without remembering much of it, but are still certain that it was great.
03/09/1998
02:00

Matchmaking
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The boys are in the schoolyard playing a game of Americans vs. Bosnians. Wendy comes over with Bebe and proposes to Stan that they set her up with Kyle.
23/09/1998
01:49

Passing Notes
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Stan gets caught passing a note from Bebe to Kyle. The note confesses Bebe's desire to wear Kyle's ass as a hat.
23/09/1998
01:10

"Laser Loggins"
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Principal Victoria attends the "Laser Loggins" show at the plane-arium. She can't imagine who the heck would find it interesting.
24/09/1998
01:52

Competing Clubhouse
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Cartman and Kenny decide to build a rival clubhouse. Meanwhile, Stan's mom is still mad about the fight with her husband and takes it out on Stan.
24/09/1998
01:38

School Marriage Counselor
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While Mr. Mackey is reprimanding Stan, his parents come in and start arguing. Mr. Mackey shifts his focus to the parents, and Stan leaves without notice.
24/09/1998
00:27

Find Chicks
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Cartman and Kenny finish building the clubhouse. Cartman sends Kenny out to find chicks, while he watches TV.
24/09/1998
00:40

Hammer Without Nails
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While working on their clubhouse, Stan and Kyle realize they don't know how to play truth or dare.
24/09/1998
00:35

Chef's Advice
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Chef gives Stan some Truth or Dare advice. He tells him to play it cool and don't seem too eager.
24/09/1998
00:46

Older Women
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Kenny returns with two older women. Cartman is blown away but keeps his cool by offering them a snack.
24/09/1998