South Park

Cartman's Pandemic Song

Season 24 E 1 • 01/10/2020

Cartman sings about all the ways the pandemic has made his life better.

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After it's confirmed that a bat is no longer suspected to be the cause of the pandemic, Randy celebrates until he remembers another horrifying truth about his trip to China, last fall.
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Trust Me, Jimbo
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Thinking he has found a cure to the Covid-19 pandemic, Randy tests his theory on a bed-ridden Jimbo.
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Are We Protesting or Are We Rioting?
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Randy invites the whole town to be Together With Tegridy. Meanwhile, Sharon thinks he is being selfish.
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They Are Going to Make Us Go Back to School
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Furious that he may not be able to stay quarantined, and will have to actually go back to school, Cartman reaches out to Kyle for help.
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I'm Going to Be Sick... All Over Kyle!
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After months out of school, the kids first day back in the classroom ends in chaos.
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I Was Doing a Crap Job Until the Pandemic Happened
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Without any one else to help, Stan reach out to the most powerful person in the entire United States. Unfortunately he is not interested in helping anyone.
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I Got Really Sick in October
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As the Pandemic Special grows in popularity Randy realizes that he may have had a big part to play in the origins of the Covid-19 Pandemic.
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01:21

South Park Elementary on Lock Down
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Mr. Mackey informs the families about a Covid-19 exposure at the school. Meanwhile, the kids learn they will have to stay at school for two weeks, in quarantine.
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02:53

Cartman's Pandemic Song
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Cartman sings about all the ways the pandemic has made his life better.
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01:52

Are You a Pandemic Specialist?
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Randy sneaks into the lab, in Mala Vista, where the pangolin is being studied.
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We Are Going to Build You a Bear
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Randy, realizing that his cure is not working, tries to get rid of all the evidence. Meanwhile, in their quest to be normal, the boys learn it's not so easy to build a bear.
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Getting the Teachers Everything They Need
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After the quarantine breach at South Park elementary the "teachers" are given the tools they need. Meanwhile, the boys encounter another setback trying to help Butters.
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03:08

Is That a Mustache?
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Jimbo's recovery takes a turn for the worse when he develops a new symptom. Meanwhile Dr. Fauci arrives to offer advice to the residents of South Park.
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02:10

We Have to Get Out of Here
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Stan hatches a plan to bust everyone out of school lockdown and get back to normal. Cartman has a different idea of what normal is.
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Thank You for the Special
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As Randy tries to come to terms with everything he did in China, he sees the devastation Covid-19 has brought to the town in a new light.
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Randy's Homemade Covid-19 Cure
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With Jimbo feeling better, Randy is sure he's figured out how to get the "cure" to everyone in South Park.
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01:25

Quarantined at School
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With the school on lock-down, Butters flips out knowing that things may never go back to normal.
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03:23

Don't Have Your Period During Classtime
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Kenny and Cartman, feeling depressed by the continued Pandemic lockdowns, reveal a prank to Kyle and Stan to get the spark back in their "bro-ship." The prank causes their teacher to quit.
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