South Park

Desperate Measures

Season 2 • 23/04/1998

Stan gets sick at the operating table.

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Burn Victim
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Saddam Hussein breaks into Celine Dion's house. He says that he will fix Bob's face if she will sing the Iranian national anthem at an upcoming football game.
02/04/1998
01:10

Only Hope
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Scott tells Terrance and Phillip that they are responsible for Saddam's takeover. He gives them a bomb to stop Saddam at the football game. They agree to do it, and fart.
02/04/1998
01:16

Who Shot Mephesto?
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Just as Dr. Mephesto is about to reveal Cartman's true father, the lights go out and he's shot.
23/04/1998
01:40

Kenny's Sacrifice
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Kenny electrocutes himself to restore power to the hospital. The cannibals eat more people, and Cartman's Mom sleeps with Bill Clinton.
23/04/1998
01:29

Come Sail Away
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The boys and Chef drive Dr. Mephesto to the hospital. It is revealed that Cartman can't hear Styx's "Come Sail Away" without finishing it.
23/04/1998
01:28

America's Most Wanted
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"America's Most Wanted" pays the mayor a visit. They want to do a piece on the attempted murder of Mephesto.
23/04/1998
01:29

Holding Auditions
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Chef and the boys get to the hospital and witness a gruesome operation. Meanwhile, auditions are held for "America's Most Wanted."
23/04/1998
01:07

Power Outage
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The blizzard zaps the power in South Park.
23/04/1998
00:45

Hospital Problems
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The power-outage is causing problems in the hospital. Cartman's mom sleeps with the governor in another attempt to get her son aborted.
23/04/1998
01:16

Desperate Times
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The doctor enlists Chef and the boys to help out with the patients. The cast, crew, and locals are trapped inside the studio, Jimbo suggests cannibalism.
23/04/1998
01:05

Desperate Measures
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During an operation, Stan gets sick and pukes inside of a patient. Jimbo and Barbrady argue over the rules of "Drawing Straws."
23/04/1998
01:32

Eat Eric Roberts
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The doctor comes up with a plan to retrieve a backup generator, it involves Kenny doing it by himself. The "America's Most Wanted" gang agree to eat Eric Roberts.
23/04/1998
01:17

After the Storm
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Mephesto recovers and reveals that his brother shoots him once a month. The cannibals are freed and ponder how they'll go on living after what they did.
23/04/1998
01:33

A Secret Revealed
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Mephesto reveals that Cartman's Mom is a hermaphrodite, which actually makes her Cartman's father.
23/04/1998
01:39

Chicken Sex
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The "Cops" cameras follow Officer Barbrady to a crime scene, where he insists to everyone that "There's nothing to see here."
21/05/1998
02:04

Nightsticks For Everyone
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With his reading progress slow and his job on the line, Officer Barbrady deputizes the boys to help him catch the poultrygeist.
21/05/1998
02:52

Petting Zoo
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Officer Barbrady and the deputies stake out South Park's Petting Zoo. They learn the Chickenfucker's motive.
21/05/1998
01:00

Booktastic Bus
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The boys hop aboard the Booktastic Bus and learn about the magic of reading from a weirdo in a rainbow cape.
21/05/1998
00:29

Cops
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"Cops" has come to South Park, for a ride-along with Officer Barbrady.
21/05/1998
00:44

Barbrady Can't Read
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Officer Barbrady goes to a drive-thru for some food. It turns out to be a bank. He cannot read.
21/05/1998
00:51

South Park Riots
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With Officer Barbrady out of the picture, South Park descends into chaos. Meanwhile, the mayor and her Goons are forced to meet the press.
21/05/1998