South Park

Scissor Me Timbers

Season 11 E 6 • 11/04/2007

Garrison switches teams yet again.

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02:03

RACE WAR!
South ParkS11 E1

Stan stands up for his father when Tolkien gets anger.
08/03/2007
01:40

Photo Album
South ParkS11 E2

Cartman shows off his photo album with all of the gross things he's done to Butters while he slept.
15/03/2007
02:19

Priest Maxi Councils Butters
South ParkS11 E2

Priest Maxi Tells Butters about a camp for Bi-Curious boys, while Cartman tries to get the other boys to forget about the incriminating photo.
15/03/2007
01:33

Butters' Surprise
South ParkS11 E2

Mr. Stotch walks in on Butters blindfolded and on his knees in front of a pantless Cartman.
15/03/2007
01:09

Save My Baby
South ParkS11 E3

Travis leads a search party to find a new home unaware of the Vice presidents impending double cross.
22/03/2007
01:27

Sock Bath
South ParkS11 E3

The boys gather in the park to punish Kenny for having head lice, admitting they all had it too.
22/03/2007
01:39

Pubic Lice Promise Land
South ParkS11 E3

Travis is saved by a fly that transports him to Angelina Jolie's pubic hair.
22/03/2007
01:14

Snuke Found
South ParkS11 E4

The CIA has reason to believe that terrorists may have snuck a snuke up Hillary Clinton's snizz.
29/03/2007
02:30

Peter Rabbit
South ParkS11 E5

Stan and Kyle seek answers from Professor Teabag, an expert on the history of the church. He tells the boy that St.. Peter was a rabbit who Christ put in charge of his church.
04/04/2007
01:46

PEEPS!
South ParkS11 E5

Stan and Kyle's meeting with Professor Teabag is interrupted by ninjas. Stan and Kyle escape the house just before a detonation of Peeps.
04/04/2007
02:02

Scissor Me Timbers
South ParkS11 E6

After going to Les Bos with her new friend Allison, Garrison learns the finer points of scissoring.
11/04/2007
01:39

Writing Eses
South ParkS11 E6

The boys try to get their essays from the day laborers, but instead of writing essays, they wrote letters to their "eses."
11/04/2007
01:15

Cartman Jumps the Homeless
South ParkS11 E7

The park is full of homeless people which gives Cartman the perfect idea.
19/04/2007
01:24

I Don't Have Change!
South ParkS11 E7

Randy is harassed by change thirsty homeless people.
19/04/2007
01:25

Kyle's Dad Becomes Homeless
South ParkS11 E7

Gerald Broflovski, Kyle's Dad ventures into the crowds of homeless people and becomes one of them.
19/04/2007
01:01

Let Us In!
South ParkS11 E7

The number of people stranded on the rooftop increases.
19/04/2007
01:10

Suicide Takes Forever
South ParkS11 E7

Gerald Broflovski and other homeless people invade the homeless researcher's home in a search for change. But for the researcher, there is only one painful choice to make.
19/04/2007
01:02

Class Disturbance
South ParkS11 E8

Cartman's Tourette's is making school even more tedious for Kyle.
03/10/2007
02:48

Tourette's Children
South ParkS11 E8

Mr. Donaldson comes to school to promote Tourette's understanding. Kyle has to meet some children with Tourette's, where he learns how sad it really is.
03/10/2007
01:00

Cartman Needs a Miracle
South ParkS11 E8

As Dateline begins, Cartman prays to God for a miracle, since it is partly His fault.
03/10/2007
01:23

Pedophile Panic
South ParkS11 E8

Kyle's plan to stop the taping of Dateline, by having pedophiles show up and kill themselves, is a success. Craig and Thomas become friends.
03/10/2007