South Park

Jesus Asterisk Christ

Season 16 E 13 • 01/11/2012

The boys confront Stan when they realize he's still wearing the wristband.

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You Have Your HEADS UP YOUR BUTTS!
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After confronting him about his fight with Scott Malkinson, Butters completely loses it.
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01:36

We're From Hawaii?
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Butters' parents tell him the truth about his heritage.
18/10/2012
01:39

Drink The Chi Chi
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During Butters' Hapa Loa ceremony, the natives discover their way of life is being threatened.
18/10/2012
01:26

The Only Good Haole's A Dead Haole!
South ParkS16 E11

The Native Hawaiian tribes rally together and discuss their plan of attack.
18/10/2012
02:09

Randy's Going Crazy
South ParkS16 E12

With still no customers coming in, Randy becomes haunted by his business decision.
25/10/2012
01:01

The INCREDIBLE...
South ParkS16 E12

The boys go trick-or-treating as The Avengers.
25/10/2012
00:55

CARTMAN SMASH!!!
South ParkS16 E12

The boys witness a robbery and put their Avengers costumes to the test.
25/10/2012
00:59

GangnamStein
South ParkS16 E12

Stan hits the Monster Mash undercover, and Randy loses his mind.
25/10/2012
02:01

Stay Gold
South ParkS16 E12

Randy goes berserk as GangnamStein. And when it's all over, the boys lose Stan...on Facetime.
25/10/2012
01:31

Frozen Randy
South ParkS16 E12

Randy's Blockbuster dream finally dies, and the family tries to comfort him.
25/10/2012
00:50

Jesus Asterisk Christ
South ParkS16 E13

The boys confront Stan when they realize he's still wearing the wristband.
01/11/2012
00:38

STANforsomething
South ParkS16 E13

Stan finally does his Nike commercial.
01/11/2012
01:26

A Witch Hunt
South ParkS16 E13

Results conclude that Stan's bracelet was indeed cut off. Meanwhile, Kyle confronts Stan about the allegations.
01/11/2012
01:50

Maybe It's The Pee Pee Fairy
South ParkS16 E13

Stan and Jesus break into the French-Swedish scientist's house.
01/11/2012
01:32

Our Scause?
South ParkS16 E13

Looking to raise awareness for their cause, Stan and Jesus visit the P.F. Pityef Bracelet factory.
01/11/2012
01:33

What Would Jesus Do?
South ParkS16 E13

After being duped by the bracelet company, Jesus seeks vengeance.
01/11/2012
01:36

Cut the Crap, Mouse
South ParkS16 E14

Cartman and Mr. Mouse reach an agreement about the missing ballots.
07/11/2012
00:50

Preased With The Election Results?
South ParkS16 E14

With his re-election secured, the President is forced to make good on his promise to the Chinese.
08/11/2012
01:25

I Hate Almonds
South ParkS16 E14

Kyle goes to the boys for help it seems like Butters knows more than he's willing to say.
08/11/2012
01:13

Where Are The Ballots??
South ParkS16 E14

Cartman and General Tsao sit down at Red Lobster to meet with the newly elected President.
08/11/2012
02:03

Morgan Freeman?
South ParkS16 E14

The boys burst in and disrupt the meeting between Cartman, General Tsao and President Obama.
08/11/2012